jurupa valley

A city in So Cal where the hoes come easy and the dudes have chlamydia, this city is full of STD's and illegal mexicans GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN. Nearest cities to Jurupa Valley are Norco , Ontario , Riverside , Eastvale and Rubidoux. The elementary school kids hit juuls in the restroom during recess and the middle schoolers shank eachother when they get in fights. The high schoolers are very obnoxious and frankly, do not give a fuck. The house parties are wack the bitches here be boring and the dudes are just weird. There is graffiti everywhere because we're ghetto and you'll never drive down a street without seeing a tweaked out homeless person, so comforting. We all love to bash eachother for no reason except that it's the only form of entertainment we get here because there is NOTHING to do here but smoke the weed you bought from some dude named jose. Also, half of the male population here is named jose. But,,, we do have every drug you could ever imagine out here for the low-low, it'll be even cheaper if you flirt with the plug if you know what i mean.

person who lives in jurupa valley: yoooo i stay in jurupa valley wby ese

person who doesn't live in jurupa valley: where tf is that homez
person who lives in jurupa valley: it's riverside foo

person who doesn't love in jurupa valley: ooohhhhhhhh

by azzyisgod October 28, 2018

Cherry Valley

The best deli you'll ever go to. Of course, they're not as much a deli as a dirty little store that happens to sell sandwiches, but that doesn't take away from it's greatness. Located in the Whitestone Villiage of Queens, New York, Cherry Valley is a favorte stop of anyone who is drunk or high at 3 am and looking to end their night with a giant sandwich dripping with either cheese or gravy.

yo i'm trashed let's go to the villiage and hit up cherry valley and get a TCS
sweet

by Ay Ef 15 May 8, 2006

Valley Girl

Valley Girl refers to girls in the 1980s and the 1990s. These girls usually resided in the valley area of California.

Valley girls are generally refered to as "A ditz with a credit card." You have seen actors play roles in movies suck as..."Valley Girl" which stared Nicholas Cage. As well as "Clueless" which stared Alicia Silverstone.

by Queen B. February 4, 2010

antelope valley

The dirty unshaven armpit of California.

The antelope valley is hotter and dirtier than Satan's anus

by Majikdik February 5, 2014

valley of the sun

Basically the whole Phoenix, Arizona area.

Phoenix, Tempe, Mesa, Scottsdale, Chandler, Glendale, and many more towns are in the "Valley of the Sun".

by Cody K September 1, 2005

Valley Boyz

group of dope ass campo boyz who swim in pussy

Have you heard of the Valley Boyz? They make my girlfriend way wetter than i can...

by centipedeee October 27, 2020

valleyjit

Someone who is raised in a small town and becomes to real to coexist with others.

“Aye you look like a valleyjit” “what makes you say dat” “because youre so real” “yea i know”

by izc April 16, 2022