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Vampire Hunter D

He is THE MOST beautiful creature ever.
D is so beautiful, that if you took all the words having to do with beauty in every single language in the universe and put them all together, you wouldn't even come CLOSE to describing him.
He makes men explode in their pants and women swoon at the mention of his name.
They would have sexy dhamphir babies in his honor.
"Ever heard of Vampire Hunter D?"
female-*swoon*
by AwesomeJellyBean August 30, 2012
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Gaming Vampire

A gamer who plays games till the sun comes out then sleeps during the day.
My schedule is so messed up I am like a gaming vampire this week!
by AvidyaUS July 6, 2011
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Vampires

Mythical creatures which were once considered genuinely scary, but are now the laughing stock of the monster world thanks to Stephenie Meyer and her extreme pile of fail 'Twilight', otherwise known as 'Necrophilia for Tweens'.
'Hey, have you seen the film Twilight? Those vampires are soooooo scary!!'
"Don't be stupid, those aren't real vampires! Vampires don't sparkle and they're supposed to be scarier than that!"
'... Edward's gonna marry me!'
"*facepalm*"
by Fanpyre January 2, 2010
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cum vampire

A girl who loves male ejaculation. She will suck on a mans member until he unleashes his juicy load in her mouth.
by ¬.¬ July 26, 2004
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Psychic Vampire

AKA Energy Vampire.

1. A emotionally weak person who drains vital engery from other people. Basically what you call someone who drags you down and wastes you're time when you're around them.

2. A creature, in either humaniod or phantom-like form, that feeds on psychic energy, otherwise known as your life force.
1. You must be a psychic vampire, everytime I am around you I feel worn down and exhausted.

2. The Atavus are a race of psychic vampires on Earth Final Conflict as are the Wraith on Stargate Atlantis.
by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006
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Interview With The Vampire

The first movie of Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles to be made, and by far the best.
"Your bodies dying, pay no attention...happens to us all.."
by DemonKyoto January 12, 2004
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vagsicle

when a female person takes a piss outside in sub zero temperatures and the pee freezes like an icicle from her vag.
while camping in Alaska Lauren found herself without a bathroom. she went to relieve her bladder out in the snow and to her horror a vagsicle formed.
by Sarah Jean Z. May 26, 2008
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