trash value

The level of appeal in doing something with no redeeming qualities, entirely characterized by trashiness.

Yeah, I just did it for the trash value.

by TidyMonster June 21, 2010

E-value

Short for entertainment value. This value is awarded to a guy/gal who has a crush on you and does amusing things to get your attention. The feelings aren't mutual, but that person IS entertaining.

Megan: Hey you know that nerd Flawson? He yelled "HEY MEGAN!" in the middle of a badminton game.

Moquisha: Hey, atleast he got some E-value!

by monishallure January 14, 2009

astronomical value

The value of someone or something on an astronomical level. It measures how much value one holds in the universe. The secret behind finding your astronomical value cannot be shared with nerds like you.

Lily: "Hey what's my astronomical value?"
Paula: -4
Graham: NERD!!!

by BROSKI_IN_DA_HOUSE April 11, 2022

LOL value

LOL value, shortened to LOLVE, is a way of quantifying the severity of laughter caused by something. LOLVE stands for Level Of Laughter Value. Measured by a scale of one to ten, the lower the score, the lower the quality of laughter there is.

"How Gouda was my cheese pun?"
"Too cliche, but still punny, so 5.5 LOLVE (LOL value)."

by ✨PeachyKeyLime✨ April 17, 2017

property value

How much the area you live in is worth; How expensive your crib is

Daquarius ) That stupid ass nigga Octavion keep shooting bullets in the air every morning!

Jontavius ) Don't be talking junk, he keeping our property value low so we ain't gotta pay no rent, he a real one ONG.

by Jontavius Contarion VIX November 17, 2022

monetary values

it is when you have money or a satisfaction of helping a business or people the business u work for then collects the satisfaction and then in turn has monetary value.

i worked at a nonprofit organization and the boss told me how much monetary values the business got from the satisfaction of helping others.

by brony1209 March 9, 2016

RITH value

n. the value of an Instant Message in the opinion of the recipient, scale usually runs from 0 through 10, numbers over 10 are arbitrarily assessed in the case of an uber-truth depending on the degree of that uber-truth; (RI)ghtness + tru(TH)

YOU: the more things change.....the more I want to kill someone
ME: rith...7
YOU: women hate me
Me: rith...62

by Datummonger May 1, 2006