Vagina heartbeat

This happens when you get really horny and a nerve in your vagina jumps

Jaclyn: "yesterday David was over my house kissing my neck "
Rachel:" did you do anything with him "
Jaclyn: "No...i was so horny I was getting heartbeats in my vagina "
Rachel: "Vagina heartbeats!!"

Vagina heartbeat by Ciswavy May 8, 2018

vagice grip 

An intense, metaphorical hold that a female has on a male partner which prevents him from doing his own leisure activities.

Male 1: Dude, for real? You're with your girl for the night again?!

Male 2: I'm sorry! Summer has me in the tightest vagice grip!

vagice grip by Needs to Cool It September 6, 2012

Vagina 

The most magical place in all the world.

Person 1: What are you doing today?
Person 2: I'm going to the most magical place in all the world!
Person 1: Jamaica??
Person 2: No idiot! The vagina.
Person 1: Lucky...

Vagina by Hawkman92 May 21, 2009

Vagina Wing Wang 

Don't use this word. Its the atom bomb of all cusses and when you use it has similar effects. Shit gets real if you have to lay down the law with these destructive slang

"That kid is such a vagina wing wang"... Massive explosion and everyone dies.

Vagina Wing Wang by ZacharyAttackary October 19, 2011

Vagina Acapulco 

Occurs when you place an empty taco shell within the folds of a woman's labia, then lay a miniature sombrero on her boosh.

Me and my girl were feeling spicy last night so we took a trip south of the border and I had a little Vagina Acapulco.

Vagina Acapulco by LeCobra April 25, 2011

real_thicc_vagina 

all yo mfs heavenly mommy🥰
has access to the best side of tiktok
she loves all her coochlings and now that u read this ur her coochling too 😍✂️🥰

"what's the best account on Instagram"
my mom's ofc @real_thicc_vagina"

real_thicc_vagina by dilfhunter0 July 8, 2021

Vagina eyes 

When you're so tired you develop large bags under your eyes - so large that they are the same size as your eyelids. Together, both resemble labium majora (female bits) horizontally.

I got no sleep last night, look how big my vagina eyes are.

Vagina eyes by BeaneDefines May 19, 2015