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windows update

A whole bunch of useless crud.
by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 1, 2003
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updog

used for a joke when people are bored.
Tony:"geez roxy, you look like updog"
Roxy:"What the fuck is updog?"
Tony:"not much dog, whats up with you?"
by MRS.ACKLES April 9, 2008
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snapchat update

The new Snapchat update is an abomination to humanity, created and installed by 27 year old Evan Speigal. It was brought to the universe Dec 4, 2017 but continues it’s tragic shit storm all the same into 2018.
“Omg Katarina have you seen the new Snapchat update?”

“No what it is
“It can suck a fat one tbh”
“Really ally is it that bad?”
“Worse than the fury of a thousand suns
by Triple threads January 11, 2018
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life update

Updating someone about your life of someone updating you about there life.
Sarah “let me give up a quick life update”
Veronica “ok tell me about it
Sarah “ this year I ...”
by Mb0703 March 8, 2018
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in your face update

An unexpected software update that requires an immediate restart of your device and that installes a bunch of unwanted features.
The latest in your face update messed up my whole system!
by kleinermundvoll June 19, 2010
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Facebook Update

An unwanted update that adds an unwanted feature and/or takes a working feature and makes it unusable.
Did you get the new TF2 patch?
Yeah, but it was a Facebook Update, all it did was make the flamethrower worthless while adding 20 new hats.
by Bjerhjinanikle July 28, 2011
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1D Updates

Consisting of many twitter accounts who stalk 5 homosexuals 24/7, never sleep, and are proud of every single thing they do. They know what's up with those 5 homos before they even know it themselves. Watch out but they have skills. They should replace the FBI. Best update accounts : @1DUpallnightx_ & @1DStalking & @1DWhereAbouts & @1DWorldUpdate :)
" Zayn and Niall are at the gates at the studios, and Niall just dropped a lighter. #Confirmed "

" Our insider just met Harry, he said that he is single. "

" We don't follow back, we have to keep our timeline clear for just updates. "

" Niall is in his apartment, Louis is at the Olympics, Zayn and Louis are not seemed to be spotted anywhere. "
" For the millionth time, we are a 1D Updates accounts we do NOT follow back. "

" Liam was seen in London just 2 minutes ago #Unconfirmed "
by Niall'sMofo August 6, 2012
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