Windows Update

The usual cause of DCS.

The latest Windows Update was supposed to be SP2. But it downdated several things, so I had to update them again.

by Downstrike September 14, 2004

windows update

(v.) The systematic destruction of computing machines.

Every time windows would need to update, through the net it would take me to the site and lock my computer up until I shot it with a 12 gadge.

by brandon soule December 8, 2003

Update

What fucks everything up sooner or later.

Minecraft was updated, now it sucks.

The discord server was updated and changed, imma leave now.

Shit crap. My favourite game updated.

Fucking developers kill good games like this so much. I wanna go to their house and make them undo it while pointing a gun at their head.

by DICK-FUCK-PUSSY-SUCK November 8, 2020

windows update

An oxymoron in itself.

They add Spider Solataire and call ir\t Windows XP

by me December 27, 2003

windows update

A feature that is no different from compiling the Linux kernel.

If you don't want a Windows Update, you should have stuck with Windows 98 instead.

by whatever April 10, 2004

Inane Facebook Status Update

Anything having to do with
1. chain mails
2. spam
3. "death if you don't forward this"
4. jabs at your patriotism if you don't do this or that
5. copied stauses
6. horoscopes
7. self congratulatory statements
8. statements about how tired, hungry, bored, etc one is
9. selling stuff
10. Enticements to further poster's business interests

Inane Facebook Status Updates:

Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the entry under your name as a comment.

I'm so tired

I'm bored

I'm so lame

by 121-FFJM February 4, 2010

windows update

Something dumb...

Windows update is a fancy term for fucking up your pirated copy of windows.

by Helga February 13, 2004