Shuffling the underlay

Euphemism for female masturbation, aka rub one out, flick the bean.

Where's Betty? She's upstairs, must be shuffling the underlay again.

by mackemlad1 September 17, 2019

The Carrie Underwood

When you put your car in neutral at the top of the hill, then start having sex in the back. The car starts to role down the hill as you get it on, and when you cum you scream, “Jesus take the wheel!”

This funeral is sad but The Carrie Underwood was completely worth it.

by wadrow October 17, 2019

UnderGod

UnderGod = Underdog + God

When the underdog always wins and people still doubt them, they become an UnderGod

- The odds on that loser are 150/1 to win the race! But anyone in their right minds would never bet on him.

*5 minutes later*

- I knew he would win, I should have put a bet on him :( I'll bet on him next time for sure!

*He sees the odds of 200/1 in the next race and history repeats itself*

*The loser becomes an UnderGod*

by *UnderGod* May 16, 2014

underland

A place where you go after you die thats meant for you.

Underland, Like your personal Heaven collided with your real life.

by KING VICI0US May 1, 2008

undergrad drunk

When someone who is no longer a college undergraduate gets as drunk as they did when they were a college undergraduate, that person is said to be 'undergrad drunk.'

It's 3pm and Jeff is still puking. He must have been undergrad drunk last night.

by six December 29, 2004

katherine elizabeth underwood

The most amazing girl in the world.
she always succeeds in making me happy. she makes everything better. i love her more than everything, more than words can describe. Everything about her is so perfect. she is so flawless,perfect,amazing,beautiful,gorgeous,hot,sexy,cute. she is perfect in every way and i love her. i would do this girl anytime,anywhere,anyplace. ;
<3
i love you katherine elizabeth underwood,
Marry me?
-nick

katherine elizabeth underwood is so fucking amazing<3

by NickFrench March 1, 2009

underwood

looking like or having the appearance of a horse

Damn, that Taylor is such an underwood.

by BonerJamsSummer2003 December 5, 2009