The ultimate level of stupidity

When someone believes they are spewing knowledge when in reality they are spewing stupidity. This person has surpassed the normal level of idiocy, they are an embarrassment to society and the human race. They are the epitome of ignorance. And if you say something they don’t have enough brain cells to come up with a logical response.

Teacher: James give me the answer for number 12.
James: You know I can’t read by myself Mr.Gibbgay.
Teacher: *sigh* Fine. It is an easy one, it is asking what the definition of a prude is.
James: Ughh... you know I don’t know what that means.
Teacher: What the f***, this is a high school Ap class how did you even get in here?!!! You are the ultimate level of stupidity!
James: I seduced the head of the English department and bribed him with my juul
Teacher: ....My husband is the head of the English department.

by Badboyyeet June 4, 2019

The Ultimate N Word Pass

This is the ultimate n word pass, it shall be given from the darkest person at your college, school, or whatever education level your at. This gives permission to say the N word around anyone, except when your legally speaking, please dont.

Did you know I got the ultimate N word pass?

by Samuel Pale November 16, 2019

ultimate tennis

Game in which two people grip hands like they were arm wrestling, but instead they take turns slapping each others hand as hard as possible, the first one to quit from the pain is the loser.

Ben slapped John so hard, he left welts. John won't play ultimate tennis anymore.

by M2M2 January 5, 2009

Ultimate Cock Block

When your room mate is about to score with a girl, cover your ass in chocolate sauce and run into the room naked yelling "damnit we're out of toilet paper!!! I gotta wipe my ass!!"

Dude, my asshole room mate did an ultimate cock block on me!

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Ultimate Frisbee

Best game. Ultimate players play for the love of the game.

Dad: Where were you?
Me: Playing ultimate frisbee.
Dad: Who won?
Me: Nobody, we play for the fun of it...
Dad: Weird.

by David June 25, 2004

Ultimate Dragon Combo

The Ultimate Dragon Combo is the combination of the Donkey Punch and the Boulder Arc Weld. The goal of the move is to utilize the Donkey Punch to immobilize the victim first, then ejaculate on the victim's eye lids so when he/she wakes up so they cannot open their eyes (aka The Boulder Arc Weld).

I gave that bitch the Ultimate Dragon Combo!

by Danger Jim June 29, 2006

ultimate wingman

A good looking gay friend who helps you meet the ladies!

Chris is the ultimate wingman he helps me get so much pussy!

by The Devon! November 14, 2009