utah county rules

Engaging in oral and or anal sex but not vaginal, so as to maintain one virginity. Practiced extensively on the campus of BYU.

Jeremy: I swear, nothing is going on with Taylor, we are still virgins.

Brian: Man, you know you've gone further than that, you must be playing by the Utah County Rules.

by UTRyno April 16, 2008

Utah Scramble

To jizz inside of a girl without meaning to, and after realizing your mistake, sprinting out of the room naked, running out onto the balcony, and scaling down a 2 or more story building in the nude to escape the situation, running off butt naked into the night.

Everyone was having a great time at the party until Chris pulled a Utah scramble on Kendra and ended up getting arrested for public nudity.

by kittycat6969 May 18, 2015

Utah Stare

The curious resting, judgmental, blank stare projected upon those who are "not from around here". The stare cannot be broken with a friendly "hello" or a "how are you today?"

The Utah Stare is commonly observed in parts of rural Utah, though it can be observed in neighboring states as well.

"We need to get back on the road. The locals are giving me the Utah Stare and it's freaking me out!"

by Pie Till I Die June 13, 2018

utah effect

(noun) A well-documented but unexplained phenomena occurring in the american state of Utah, whereby the majority of women possess great bodies but are lacking in the face department. Seen often on campuses and in daily life.

Johnny admired the ass in front of him, thinking of all the things he would do to it.
Johnny: “Hey girl, can I get yo number?”
*Girl turns around*
Johnny: “Fuckin’ Utah Effect.”
*Johnny flees*

by JesusNFriends432 July 20, 2018

Utah Ugly

The distinct unattractiveness of Utah Natives. Mostly due to inbreed Mormons and women with bad 80's hairdos. Women usually display this with very short hair styles and overweight bodies. The Men display their distinct homeliness with missing teeth and winter burnt skin. It is not restricted to body images, there is personality traits added that make this homely state distinct. Native born people of Utah have a slight arrogance and small town mentality with stubbornness that restricts them and holds them back from progressing into the 21st century. While the rest of the nation is in its current year, Utah is minus 15 years back.

first girl (from California): "hahaha, look at that lady with the butch hair do, talk about Utah Ugly"
second girl (from Utah): "I think she looks great"
first girl: "wow"(sarcastically)

by IDONTLIKEYOUBECAUSEYOUSUCK December 14, 2009

Utah'd

Getting fucked by your iPhone's text recognition after trying to type "yeah," in a text message. Instead of reading your mind and spelling "yeah", your conniving fucking iPhone "corrects" your pitiful attempt at texting "yeah" ("urag", for example) and changes it into the word, "Utah." Shit!

(text) Homey: Hey, you coming to this circlejerk?
(text) Me: Utah. I'll be there in 20.
(text) Homey: Utah???
(text) me: Balls!! Utah'd again!!!

by Dingleberry12 June 30, 2008

Utah Grizzly

A fat, white Mormon, with an exceptionally hairy body. A fat white Mormon woman with very hairy legs and a mustache. Fat white Utah Mormon men with bright red hairy beards.

(At A Buffet Restaurant)
Greg: Hey check out that Utah Grizzly over by the salad bar.
Marsha: Wow, i didn't know Utah people were so hairy
Cindy: Looks like a Ginger Santa Clause

by IDONTLIKEUTAHBECAUSEMORMONSUCK February 20, 2010