unfuckableness

Noun version of unfuckable

You can't comprehend the unfuckableness of the situation.

by Five4321Aces August 22, 2011

Unfuck You

To undo a "Fuck You" previously done unto someone else.

Office Mate #1: "Boss told me to tell you you're fired."

Office Mate #2: "Fuck you!!!"

Office Mate #1: "...But I told boss that unless he told you himself, he should consider you employed."

Office Mate #2: "Okay, I take it back... unfuck you."

by Silver415 May 4, 2010

Unfiction

A fictional piece of media that attempts to suspend disbelief by asserting in some way that it is not fiction.

These stories are typically made in sites commonly used and easily accessible by others (e.g. YouTube, Tiktok, web forums, etc.), and are presented in common formats not typically used for storytelling (e.g. blogging, lets plays, tutorials, etc.)

Unfiction stories sometimes (though not always) have ARG elements - that is, they allow for audience interaction with the storyteller(s) to advance or alter the story.

Have you heard of this new unfiction series about this guy playing a videogame that his sister left when she died?

by Baldemoto September 10, 2022

unfuck

To correct a situation, or yourself if necessary.

"You had best unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

unfuckable

Unfuckable is the penis useless to fuck, not because the lack of erection, but due to its very small size, equal or inferior to 4 cm ( or 2 inches ) when erect, turning impossible the intercourse in the vagina ( ups and downs), to achieve the orgasm. In such cases, to obtain it, is necessary to use a penis pump to masturbate. The same occur with the buried ( in the pelvis) penises. Many times, the improper size refers only to the length of the organ, not the girth, that can be large ( only a big head outside the pelvis, but totally useless to move ).

" His unfuckable penis has a big mushroom head, but its length is only the length of that head, without a exterior shaft to sustain it."

by Willhelmina Plowes December 26, 2009

a series of unfortunate events

A most unfortunate series following the miserable tales of the three Baudelaire children: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny. When their parents die in a mysterious fire, the orphans are sent to a variety of guardians. But no matter where they are sent, Count Olaf, a greedy and malicious man, follows them and hatches scheme after scheme to steal the immense fortune the Baudelaire parents left behind.

In A Series of Unfortunate Events, the Baudelaires find out about a terrible secret concerning Count Olaf, but the only thing they know about it are the initials V.F.D.

'When we drive away in secret,
You'll be a Volunteer,
So don't scream when we take you,
The World is Quiet Here.'

by mortalie November 6, 2006

unfungus

a joke so poorly told and so unfunny that one can't help but laugh

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers, that joke is unfungus

by maxmaxriso25 January 20, 2015