UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.
Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
by Mjc1125 December 03, 2018
The case in which a small duck happens to float in your bathtub. Depending on whether or not this said duck is made of rubber or flesh and duck organs and etc., there is no threat of danger.
GeneralPerson #1: "Did I tell you? There was an Ub Dub this morning!"
GeneralPerson #2: "Same thing happened yesterday!"
GeneralPerson #2: "Same thing happened yesterday!"
by UbDubMaster January 03, 2010
Adam: Mate, why the hell do you have a solid steele rod in your car.
Nick: It's my UB Stick.
adam: UB Stick?
Nick: Yeah, U B dead when i hit you with it!
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Luka: Mannn..... i gotta head to Singleton, N.S.W.
Josh: Better Grab ya UB Stick.. Never know what whack jobs gonna be attempting a wigga's drive by. All the Young F@*ktards live there now.
Nick: It's my UB Stick.
adam: UB Stick?
Nick: Yeah, U B dead when i hit you with it!
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Luka: Mannn..... i gotta head to Singleton, N.S.W.
Josh: Better Grab ya UB Stick.. Never know what whack jobs gonna be attempting a wigga's drive by. All the Young F@*ktards live there now.
by its.the.truth.and.you.know.it January 20, 2011
by FREDERICK SUSANNE April 30, 2019
Venerial disease originating for Scotland.
Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil
Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.
Highly infectious.
Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil
Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.
Highly infectious.
by FloweringPeanut December 19, 2024
by SavvyIsSmart December 15, 2023
Or da plug-in port, too... same diff. Refers to where da data-connection is supposed to cleanly transfer info from A to B, but instead just passes a lotta you-know-what instead of anything legible or valid.
I usually buy name-brand computer-products, even though they do cost somewhat more. Yeah, I know dat I could always get one of those crappy Chineseum UBS cables for just 99 cents, but I wouldn't be able to count on them to either process my files properly or even operate without overheating or shorting out.
by QuacksO January 19, 2020