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twizzlered

When you have consumed alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana. Like "triple-faded" instead of "cross-faded" because now there are three elements of intoxication.
After shotgunning those PBRs, smoking that blunt, and puffing my cig, I'm so twizzlered.
by dharmainitiative23 December 4, 2016
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Twizzler

Gotta keep a twizzler with me
by weenie warrior March 28, 2022
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twat twizzler

The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.
"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.
by Night Pants July 8, 2012
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Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.
I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.
by The Donut Fairy September 3, 2016
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Chocolate twizzler

When a black man with a huge cock shoves it in your mouth balls deep.
“Just gave Jessica a huge chocolate twizzler
by AYELETH January 11, 2023
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Twizzlers

Annoying twiztid fans who hate ICP and want to keep beefing with juggalos
Those damn twizzlers what to keep beefing
by STL446 June 15, 2023
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French Twizzler

When you pick a large scab with your finger and insert it into her vagina.
I'm going to give you a french twizzler. #GoProto
by Zah Geen July 7, 2016
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