The modern Scientology.
by Nonaaa! April 13, 2009
by MoMite February 07, 2009
a book/movie series that everyone is overly obsessed with. the loves AND the haters.
lovers = constantly talking about whether they are team jacob or team edward. constantly talking about how they wish they could be vampires.
haters = constantly calling it "gay". constantly whining about how the vampires sparkle in the sun. constantly whining about it being cliched. constantly whining about how poorly writin it is. all without realising they've surpassed the shrieking fangirls in obsessing over it. BOO FREAKING HOO! JUST GET OVER IT! ITS JUST A BOOK AND MOVIE!
some ppl have even taken it apon themselves to buy the book then film themselves on youtube while burning the book. as if this is suppose to "rid the world of the horrible abomination". WTF?!
lovers = constantly talking about whether they are team jacob or team edward. constantly talking about how they wish they could be vampires.
haters = constantly calling it "gay". constantly whining about how the vampires sparkle in the sun. constantly whining about it being cliched. constantly whining about how poorly writin it is. all without realising they've surpassed the shrieking fangirls in obsessing over it. BOO FREAKING HOO! JUST GET OVER IT! ITS JUST A BOOK AND MOVIE!
some ppl have even taken it apon themselves to buy the book then film themselves on youtube while burning the book. as if this is suppose to "rid the world of the horrible abomination". WTF?!
Twilight fan: "OMFG i wish edward was my bf!!
Me: he's just a figment of someone's imagination
Twilight hater: OMFG! twilight is so gay!
Me: how about spending your energy hating on something that matters?
Me: he's just a figment of someone's imagination
Twilight hater: OMFG! twilight is so gay!
Me: how about spending your energy hating on something that matters?
by xSil January 02, 2010
Woman: Hey Paul did you read Twilight?
Paul: Nope.
Woman: Well I did and it is the bestest book I've ever read! It's like hot and gorgeous vampire named Edward who falls in love with a human and...Hey Paul what are you doing with that shotgun?
BANG!
Paul: Nope.
Woman: Well I did and it is the bestest book I've ever read! It's like hot and gorgeous vampire named Edward who falls in love with a human and...Hey Paul what are you doing with that shotgun?
BANG!
by W00terminator November 27, 2009
Basically dim light. Fuck stephanie meyer. Twilight zone rules and so does that new zelda and the twilight princess game. Fuck stephanie meyer.
by Aaaaahshit July 05, 2009
1.) The reason Bram Stoker is rolling in his grave.
2.) There's gay, sparkly vampires, even gayer beaner werewolves, and creepy looking chicks who are sluts for bat/dog beastiality.
2.) There's gay, sparkly vampires, even gayer beaner werewolves, and creepy looking chicks who are sluts for bat/dog beastiality.
by B0b3r+ November 22, 2009
EPIC FAIL
-The Twilight "saga" is adored by many people (mostly young females) who equate these poorly-written, unimaginative novels with deep literature because of their confusion due to the onset of puberty and their budding sexuality. The worst part is, the story/writing is so unbelievably bad that you're compelled to continue reading in the hopes that it will get better. It doesn't. It's like a car wreck or a scab, you just can't turn away or stop picking at it.
-The Twilight "saga" is adored by many people (mostly young females) who equate these poorly-written, unimaginative novels with deep literature because of their confusion due to the onset of puberty and their budding sexuality. The worst part is, the story/writing is so unbelievably bad that you're compelled to continue reading in the hopes that it will get better. It doesn't. It's like a car wreck or a scab, you just can't turn away or stop picking at it.
Actual text from Twilight: "Softly he brushed my cheek, then held my face between his marble hands. 'Be very still,' he whispered, as if I wasn't already frozen. Slowly, never moving his eyes from mine, he leaned toward me. Then abruptly, but very gently, he rested his cold cheek against the hollow at the base of my throat."
Really, Stephanie? REALLY?
Really, Stephanie? REALLY?
by sistershotgun August 15, 2008