Definitions by Sm!th

Twilight 

the overrated story-line making it hard to find a girlfriend, as all the girls who read the book or see the movie claim that they are in love with a non-existant 100-and-who-gives-a-shit year old vampire and will eventually marry the bastard

no, not you. im going to marry Edward from Twilight, after killing that bitch Bella

Twilight by Sm!th March 9, 2009