Turkish Bayonet

when you shit on your dick and cut it off and shove it up your ass

alex is into some weird shit. i heard his last act was the turkish bayonet.

by dean bean machine April 5, 2020

bowl turning

Arbitrarily changing something in a way that does not improve it or detract from it.

Mary offered a bowl turning solution to the situation that did not inspire her shipmates.

by Lorenzo Colasante March 6, 2008

Turning Tricks

What a prostitute does. Having sex in exchange for drugs or money.

"I had my first hit of the drug when I was 17. A month later, I was turning tricks."

by Blynd Mag April 21, 2009

Turkish Rodeo

While screwing a girl doggy style (traditionally through the Tradesman's Entrance, but vaginal penetration can be an unofficial variation), the male takes hold of the girl's hair (like a horse's mane, or saddle reins) and proceeds to shout out the name of the girl's sister (or best friend) in mid-thrust. The male then grips the hair even tighter and sees if he can hold onto the subsequent bull ride for 8 seconds.

While Randy was banging the crap out of Sonya from behind, he shouted out Sonya's sister's name, Claudine, in mid-thrust. Sonya fell into a blind rage, thrashing about the bed like a wild bull, and Randy held on for dear life, like a Turkish Rodeo rider.

by Huard September 10, 2008

Turkish Back Rub

A massage performed by a man to another person in which the massager stabs and or presses his erect member against the back and or buttock of the massage reciver. Certain styles also involve heavy, wet breathing at close range on the back of the neck.

I asked coach Pooder for a massage before the big game, but he gave me a Turkish back rub insted

by Raheru October 8, 2008

Turning two

Another way of telling someone you have to take a shit.

Guy 1: "Hey what's up?"

Guy 2: "Just turning two."

Guy 1: "That's disgusting. Dont pick up when you're on the toliet."

by southp8627 July 31, 2010

Turkish Cinnamon roll

Amidst sexual intercourse, a man proceeds to shit on a woman's bare chest, then busts his load all over the heaping pile. Afterwards, the man swirls his johnson around in a disgusting manner, hence symbolizing the icing on a cinnamon roll.

Man! It sure is a shame I got hepatitis after giving Cheri that Turkish Cinnamon Roll last night.

by Assmaster Alfonz October 8, 2011