turbo thot

Fast hoe

That turbo Thot gets around

by Bratjd May 21, 2016

Turbo Shit

A shit that's forced out of the ass by a fart.

After a night of cheap beer and pizza you'll wake up with the turbo shits.

by colanblow September 28, 2008

turbo illegal

extremely illegal, like government hit squad illegall

*deep breath* DO 👏 NOT 👏 SEND 👏 US 👏 CLASSIFIED 👏 DOCUMENTS. This is not reverse psychology. For real, i'm running out of jokes about this. We cannot use them (it's sort of "turbo illegal"), and the people posting them can get into serious trouble.
- War Thunder (Twitter)

by REDACTEDD April 28, 2023

Turbo-manlet

A male that is 5ft to 5ft4 tall.

Aziz: LOL, look at that turbo-manlet over there!
Said: Must suck being shorter than a girl, LOL!

by Zyzz1 August 23, 2017

Turbo Bang

When a quickie just isn't fast enough. While a quickie may last 5-10 minutes, a Turbo Bang is a max 2-3 minutes from start (clothes on) to finish (clothes back on). It is the essence of a man channelling his inner two pump chump in order to get the job done in the most efficient manner possible due to time constraints or extenuating circumstances.

Pedro: Come on honey we’ve got to go or we’re going to be late.
Lila: But I’m need some lovin badly right now. Don’t we have enough time for a quickie?
Pedro: A quickie? No chance. We’ve got to leave in 5 minutes.
Lila: What about a Turbo Bang?
Pedro (looking at his watch): Done!

by bhl1677 February 16, 2012

turbo hick

a person who lives east of nowhere, drives atvs, goes muddin, and drives snowmobiles for shits and giggles. quail hunting, buck hunting, and having a gunrack on top of your gunrack is necessary.

tom nesel is a turbo hick

by #1 turbo hick March 31, 2009

turbo tunatron

diminutive member of the thunnus cuntthus family generally found in bodies of water in teh ottawa and kingston areas (Canada). A very rare and endagered breed, as the odour of the female often deters potential mates. The tunatron is best known for its bizarre eating habits, often engaging in cannibalism, not having the mental capacity nor the vision to distinguish species. In 1990, the Canadian Parliament amended the Environmental Protection law (csp 431) to include a moritorium on this particular family of fish, although it is considered redundant due to the low commercial value because of the fish`s acrid taste.

you swim as fast as a turbo tunatron, if not, you would be just as worthless.

by mbmbmb February 23, 2009