Tudor Sbantu

Most disrespectful person you will ever meet. An asshole

He’s such a Tudor Sbantu

by No brain October 21, 2019

Tundra

Someone who doesn’t recognize a joke or cant pull his or her own weight without making an excuse for it.

Tony is such a tundra.

by Thedoc February 2, 2020

tundespy

tundespy is Full of joy & wealth. He is handsome, cute, jovial, funny, gentle, hardworking & caring. He has a very charming personality, leadership skills with a lovely sense of humor which makes him likeable by all. He is blunt, hate fake people, dislike snitches & rarely get angry. Ladies usually love him, want to be around him, women adore him, tundespy is refer to has the ladies favorites. Get yourself a tundespy.

a. Why do ladies crush on tundespy

b. That nigga, tundespy is a real OG

by young wheeler February 16, 2020

go tundra

way of summoning a mystical ice bird in dungeons and dragons

go tundra get food to feed the group and kill the evil monster

by sean batchelder December 2, 2004

frozen tundra fish

when you are married for longer than a year and your wife doesn't want sex any longer. These women mostly live in Wisconsin,Minnesota,Iowa

" Hows are you and Jill doing" Geoff asked "Fine other than I am married to a frozen tundra fish!" " You should have married Deb from Nevada"

by acrowsshadow71 May 13, 2010

julia tudor

The biggest Galati purse used to smack hoes in the face

Did you see that hoe? Yeah I used my Julia Tudor to smack that hoe.

by turdmcturd October 27, 2014

Toyota Tundra

Formally one of the most kickass pickup trucks until Toyota decided to get rid of their pussy killing V8 engines to a pansy ass twin turbo V6 that has only 8 more horsepower than the V8 did and having worse gas mileage while towing shit too. Plus the two previous generations were a lot more dependable too. Obviously because THEY ARE FUCKING TOYOTAS! The new Tundras don't really feel like a real Toyota Tundra. It's pretty disappointing I'll tell you that much. But back then though, they could literally hold up at least three times as long as any other truck that's made on this planet. Shit! It could even outlast any late 90s and/or early 2000s Ford F-Series pickup truck! The Tundras were made to last within a million generations and there's no regrets for that whatsoever! So since there's plenty of used Tundras around from 2000-2021, GET ONE NOW! You'll be happy about it if you're not a gas mileage psychopath!

New Toyota Tundra owner: Dude! My new Tundra kicks ass man! I bet it'll be better because it's new and yours suck!

Me: How does it suck? Mine has about 600k miles with the original V8 engine and transmission and it's still running like it only has 50k! So jokes on you about that!

New Toyota Tundra owner: Oh, that sucks, I won't be surprised if it breaks downs because it's a piece of shit! I think you should get rid of it!

Me: GET RID OF IT?! Bitch, it'll outlast you're stupid ass! Watch my badass truck have at least a billion miles within the next 50 years with the original badass V8 and badass 6 speed Aisin transmission too! Don't believe me? Watch!

50 years later.......

"As we see on the news, it is January 14th of 2072 and what we got here is a 2018 Toyota Tundra with 1,000,420,069 miles on it! It has the original 5.7L V8 and it's original transmission too! Oh my gosh, this should hit the Guinness world record of the most longest lasting truck in the whole entire world! How can it last that long?!!!

Me: "Take care of it and just remember to buy shit that's dependable as this truck!"

New Toyota Tundra owner: ("Kills himself because he thought I was wrong about my truck")

To be continued with my billion mile Tundra.......

by Shb99 December 1, 2022