trog hoggin
when youre having too much fun
trog hoggin by troghoggy October 2, 2021
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Trog Shot
An organic alcoholic tincture brewed in the foreskin of a large hairy troglodyte. Found served in underground bars and served by shirtless TROGS with hairy backs often holding clubs. Trog shots are taken by standing underneath the trog as he pinches his or her foreskin shut before they release it, empowering you with it's goodness. Although the flavour changes from region to region like fine wines, tropical trog shots are considered a delicacy in many regions.
Hey dad don't be a pussy, let's get trog shots for our birthday!
Dude did you just get a trog shot too? Mines sour AF !
Dude did you just get a trog shot too? Mines sour AF !
Trog Shot by Professor Ecks March 8, 2023
Related Words
Trog Dor • trog • troglodyte • Trogdor the Burninator • trogg • trogladite • troglodite • Trogladyte • troglodithe • trogger
Trog Life
A lifestyle where you reject modernity and return to being a hunter-gatherer. This involves living in nature, hunting your food and preventing the spread of modern civilization.
Trog Life by alius alibabwaus August 7, 2025
Grog The Trog
An old wiseman from a small town in Nevada. He is rarely seen by anyone but you can find his name under railroad bridges from time to time.
Bondo: Hey Son check this out Grog The Trog has been here. He carved his name under this bridge.
Son: Wow dad he sure did that’s awesome it’s a real trout stamp if you are reading what I’m laying down.
Son: Wow dad he sure did that’s awesome it’s a real trout stamp if you are reading what I’m laying down.
Grog The Trog by Spoonyt69 March 4, 2022
bitch-trog
A pretty much English insult, derived from the popular TV show, "Absolutely Fabulous" screamed by Patsy to Saffy. Derogative use only.
bitch-trog by 007Lala October 20, 2006
guard trog
Every group of females has a guard trog. The guard trog is the loathsome friend in a group of girls who tries her best to keep her good-looking friends from being approached by guys, no matter how nice or friendly.
The guard trog is unattractive and is constantly on the look out for males approaching her girlfriends. She cock blocks any and every guy who attempts to hit on her friends, because she rarely receives any attention from the opposite sex, and is bitter because of this.
Only the most skilled wingman can maneuver around a guard trog by luring her away from her friends. By distracting the guard trog with food or extra attention, one can then approach the guard trogs friends.
The guard trog is unattractive and is constantly on the look out for males approaching her girlfriends. She cock blocks any and every guy who attempts to hit on her friends, because she rarely receives any attention from the opposite sex, and is bitter because of this.
Only the most skilled wingman can maneuver around a guard trog by luring her away from her friends. By distracting the guard trog with food or extra attention, one can then approach the guard trogs friends.
David: "Mike, lets go try talking to those cute girls at the bar."
Mike: "Nah man, don't you see that guard trog staring at us?"
Mike: "Nah man, don't you see that guard trog staring at us?"
guard trog by 1lastthingandPrimo August 6, 2011
Wok eyed trog
A wonky eyed bitch that uses people and is fucking ugly.Probably a gin jockey to boot.Thinks nothing of using up people for her own gain.Comes from a long line of deadshits and junkie cunts.Plenty of these live in Australia :)
Wok eyed trog by Ragnar Loddbrok October 22, 2016