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The most nerve wracking awkward shiz of your whole life. You must shoulder check every two seconds and have both hands on the wheel, while a smelly person with a clip board critiques your driving in an awkward silence. But sometimes they ask you awkward questions like "So where do you work, or are you a student". to which you reply with a lie because you can't say that you are a student majoring in drinking and ton and masturbation.
Man I have my driving test tomorrow

Whatever you do, do not say fuck, or balls, or make frog noises to break the awkward silence

I will probs do the frog noises anyways...
by Dermin November 17, 2013
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testa di cazzo

Sei una grandissima testa di cazzo!

You are fucking dickhead!
by phas3r October 6, 2008
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Pacer Test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
by Jenast May 14, 2016
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Test

The word all students fear.

A piece of paper that might screw up someones life if they don't write anything on it.

Something that makes most students wish to die on the weeks before they go into the room and take the test.

Something that makes most students have teamwork spirit.

A paper that teachers love to surprise, scare and threat their students with.
Younger brother: "brow-der, come plwaay with me"
Big brother: "leave me alone, I have a test tomorrow"
by Gothic Harley Quinn August 6, 2016
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test fart

When you are in a social / public situation and have the urge to pass a considerable amount of gas. If it has been a long time since your last fart, you are unsure of:

1) The sound level (volume) of the fart
2) The smell level (stench) of the fart

... so you let out a small amount of the fart in a discreet fashion- thus you have let a test fart.
Frank was in church the other day and had to fart really bad. He said he intended to let a test fart but instead of a squibbler, it turned out to be a blastus and he wound up shitting his pants in the middle of the sermon. Damn, what an idiot!
by Frank Klaune April 14, 2005
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fitnessgram pacer test

Eyiudfgwaeusjhfgujsgfywak the fitnessgram pacer test jzsrgfmejzsgfzhjxdfjazshg.
by kilroy22 December 21, 2016
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The Europe Test

Travel out of the country for 2 weeks to a destination such as Europe to test if your girlfriend will become a psycho when you don't communicate for that period of time.
Tell your girlfriend you're going on a backpacking trip through Europe for 2 weeks, and say you won't be able to contact her until you return. If she forgets the fact you went to Europe, e-mails you angry messages, cheats on you, then tries to tell you not to check your messages after she found out you were on a backpacking trip in Europe... She failed the Europe test, and you're better off without her.
by Peter Urban August 11, 2009
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