Teganism

It's not a religion, it's a way of life.

Naturally you refer to yourself as a "Teganist". This is when your world revolves around Tegan Quin, and food maybe.

Male friend 1: Hey, do you want to go to prom with me?
Female friend 2: No sorry, it's not allowed.
Male friend 1: What do you mean "it's not allowed"?
Female friend 2: I experienced the "Tegan Effect" a few days ago. I ended up having a pretty bad but enjoyable case of "Tegan Syndrome" so I converted from Scientology to Teganism. Tegan will protect me from Tom Cruise.

by teganeffect June 6, 2013

TreadFucked

When you go to the gym to run on the treadmill and every single one is taken.

person 1: "UGHH there are no treadmills left."
person 2: "HAHA. you just got TREADfucked."

by ArielElaineB January 20, 2009

Treadmilling

The feeling you have in the morning after a night of intense alcohol consumption, while you are trying to walk somewhere. You feel as if you are walking on a treadmill without any thought-process at all, and stopping requires a lot of effort.

Jared: "Brandon, are we treadmilling again!?"
Brandon: "Oh I just noticed, you're right."
Jared: "Hopefully we recover before we get to the bakery so we can stop for a feed".

by Dbjawz June 22, 2012

Fecal Treacle

The sticky residue left around the pump hole after a particularly wet fart.

I had a really hot curry tonight. I have a feeling my boxer shorts will be covered in fecal treacle tomorrow.

by Holdontoyourwig April 11, 2014

Tegan

a beautiful smart and funny woman, loves animals and dreams for a kind sweet honest man to be her angel and save her.

Tegan Tegan Tegan

by and angel April 22, 2009

Tiegan

Tiegan is a name meaning ‘little princess in a big valley’ and is an original name from Ireland. Usually, Tiegans are unique and very shy. However when she ‘comes out of her shell’ she will none stop talking.. Tiegan is a rare name and it originated from Ireland in 1882 from a rich lady who had 3 children... Commonly there are chances of Tiegans becoming very stubborn and hyper when they eat loads of sweets.

Wow, that girl is beautiful and looks very inderpendant, she must be a Tiegan.

by Teella January 1, 2018

Taegan

Is very active and honest most times, takes every thing as if it was real. Also he is very cute

Taegan is really cute when he plays sports

by Pet Steve May 20, 2018