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Taffy Twister

When two dudes stand, or lay, face-to-face, and twirl their penises around each other. There is no actual cock-to-cock contact, but the weiners orbit each other, never touching, as binary stars.
There wasn't any gay stuff going on, you know, just a couple of guys doing a Taffy Twister.
by Pennyforth J. Blimpleton November 16, 2010
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Traffic Circle Jerks

One who goes around a traffic circle or round about. To piss of other drivers because people going in must yield to the people going around. Being one can be quite fun, but being a victim is very annoying. Other drivers will sometimes join in on the traffic circle jerking.
Traffic Circle Jerks

Shotgun:
Hey lets traffic circle jerk man.
Driver:

Yea man let piss off the people yielding.
Person who is yielding:
Would you look at this asshole.
by ARealCoolCat September 10, 2011
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Taffy Slapped

"Yo, Bill Cosby totally Taffy Slapped that midget in the face."
by manitoo137 September 27, 2011
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skater traffic

when the skate park or skate spot is packed full of other skaters making it hard to do tricks/throw runs
SKATER A: Dude this is ridiculous, I've waited 15 minutes and only ollied the three stair once!

SKATER B: Yeah man there is way to much skater traffic here, lets dip.
by Pr0d1gyKid April 9, 2008
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British Traffic Cone

A nigga from Britain who’s dick is uncircumcised.
by rgmetro February 24, 2019
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igloo taffy

The act of gnawing on a mans testicles while located inside of an igloo in order to stay warm.
“You wouldn’t understand igloo taffy. It’s a bro thing” - Josh
by Igloo taffy July 28, 2021
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Traffic Cone

A facetious and arguably derrogatory term for male genetalia seen as small, pink cones in furry pornography. Most commonly drawn by Japanese artists.
This Pokemon thread was good until started to fill up with traffic cones. Damn furries...
by JacobXanth August 11, 2010
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