Toesex

Toesex (also known as toejobs), just like a footjob or footsex, means that a girl uses her toes and/or toenails to jack off or tickle a man's dick, for sexual fun and pleasure.

Beverly has sexy red toenails after trimming and painting them. She gave me the best toesex ever - by using both of her feet, using her first and second toes to softly caressing and pinching my dick. She also dig her toenails on every part of my dick and balls. Oh... that girl is so hot! I love her for that.

by ToemanExtreme April 11, 2008

Tourettes Guy

The funniest person on the internet.

Hey you, don't talk shit about danny, he really has tourettes, he died because an idiot had to get in a car accident with him. Danny deserves alittle tribute.

"Don't talk shit about total"

and

Pay the tourettes guy some respect

by ofhwkdhtgnkarn September 1, 2007

Tossed around the room

To have vigorous / rough sex in multiple positions in various locations within one room.

“Liked to get tossed around the room tonight, think I’ll call Bob”

by Tacosdorados July 1, 2019

work tourettes

Inflictions in which obscenities are uttered uncontrollably while working. Work tourettes is often caused or acerbated by stress or an impending deadline.

An individual with work tourettes.

Me: Jane has been working so hard to meet that deadline, all I hear is "f*ck this" and "sh*t that" coming from her office.

You: Yeah, she sure has a case of work tourettes ... stay away from her.

by xtopher brown October 14, 2008

Scientific Tourettes

When someone always randomly yells out the answers to questions during science class as if they have tourettes...only for scientific stuff.

Teacher: Now class, the most common way for an organism to-

Micah: -Flagella!

Alana and Caroline: Man, Micah has scientific tourettes!

by Vanna White, Alogna, & G~Nut March 27, 2010

lesbian tourette's

When a female coworker randomly texts you the word vagina.

Dude, Kate texted me vagina again. She totally has lesbian Tourette's.

by step1313 July 11, 2018

Tourettes Guy

This beloved character has very recently passed away. He still is an internet icon, with an enormous cult following. He is recognized for his foul language, neckbrace, (sometimes) wheelchair, mustache, and glasses. He will be sorely missed by myself, and millions of others. He died in his sleep, about a month after a car accident. Tourettes Guy, 1964-2007.

Tourettes Guy: "Why don't you make like a banana, and SHIT!!!"

Tourettes Guy: (On phone with Colgate employee)"I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control, and it made me feel, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!

I will miss you tourettes guy! May you rest in peace.

Go to YouTube or Google videos for tourettes guy clips. Tourettesguy.com is taking a few weeks of no videos in respect, but go there to read details of what's happened, and Complete Tourettes Guy DVD information

by Mbleh August 21, 2007