anal tosh 

A thick yellow discharge, released uncontrollably from the anus.Usually a result of sucking too much balls.

Zander sucked too many balls, now he'll be anal toshing all week.

anal tosh by Moir May 19, 2006

The Daniel Tosh 

to have sex with a person (typically a man), and you have a small penis

Bob: Do you know how to do the Daniel Tosh?

Jim: To have a terrible show on Comedy Central?

Bob: No, but that too. I was talking about having sex with a small penis.

Jim: Sorry. I have a penis the size of Greg Oden.

Bob: Me too!!

The Daniel Tosh by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 28, 2010

Daniel tosh 

When you record yourself licking someones ass after they have shit, leaving an "o" around the mouth.

That bitch wanted to be famous so I introduced her to Daniel Tosh!

Daniel tosh by Usanthem May 27, 2015

Daniel Tosh 

A person who is popular for the sole purpose of being a complete douche.

Why would anyone want to be his friend!? He's such a Daniel Tosh!

Daniel Tosh by 12-21 May 17, 2011

pish-tosh 

A phrase commonly used to scoff at some one or something; disbelief; A condescending interjection.

Mel: We're going to the movies, do you want to come?
Bruce: Pish-tosh!

pish-tosh by Zach May 31, 2004

Daniel Tosh 

A corn filled turd that is placed inside a semen filled condom, roasted lightly over an open spit and served as a sausage like meal. For best results season with dingleberries, penis mustard, furmunda cheese and garnish with a light sprinklin o' dehydrated amber colored piss.

Hans und Franz ordered two foot long Daniel Tosh's at this years Octoberfest.

Daniel Tosh by Comedycentral Buffet December 15, 2011

Daniel Tosh 

(adj.) A word for someone who likes to take his/her mothers dick and lather it with tuna fish before shoving it up into their asshole.

(v.) Taking his/her dick and lathering it with tune fish before shoving it into a male unicorn's asshole.

Kid 1: Hey, We about to do the Daniel Tosh. You coming?
Kid 2: Nah man, I got to hit the books.
Kid 1: Alright.
Kid 2: Can i get a check?
Waiter: Nah man. We Strait.

Daniel Tosh by Doing The Daniel Tosh. January 16, 2011