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Michael Torres 

A common name prank-callers use when asking a bartender to see if their friend is around...

Bartender: Sounds like Anyone seen Michael Torres? Who knows my clitoris?
Alternate: Sounds like Michael Torres burns....anyone here know my clitoris burns?
Michael Torres by StynkStar December 29, 2011

Ivan Torres 

the most annoying bitch in the universe. he will not shut up about fnaf. he a gay faggot who will squeeze your balls like a stress ball. hes always getting people in trouble. and he is a dumbass, like i mean, he cant even solve a simple math problem. hes just a horrible guy to befriend because whats the point of being friends with him if he will just annoy and get you in trouble all the time?
Me:hey Ivan

Ivan Torres:*squeezes balls*

Me:wtf are u doing?!?!?

Ivan Torres:nothing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*squeezes balls harder*

Me:OW!STOP IT YOU GAY ASS BITCH!!!!!!

Ivan Torres:but im not doing anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*squeezes balls so hard that they break*

Me:FACK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Jack Torres 

Jack Torres by torres jack February 10, 2017

jesus torres 

Jesus Torres is a tall Mexican

Pedro Torres 

Pedro is really cute. He's the most caring and sweetest boy you'll ever meet. He's super funny and you always have the best time when you get hang out with him. Pedro's are very lovable. Everyone needs a Pedro in their life. Pedro's also have a big booty;)🍑
Person 1: Pedro Torres is so cute, funny, and caring. Hes the best.
Person 2: I know I have a crush on him
Person 1: Me too..
Pedro Torres by Keeks25 June 21, 2017

valentina torres 

a social media influencer, hot girl with nice ass. A savage, kind and nice girl. Once you meet her you will fall in love with her. If you see throught her eyes you will fall in love. She have a dark long hair, sexy body. An adventurous girl
Wow did you saw Valentina Torres new Instagram pic? She looked so damn good!