Triton Tongue

You eat so much UCSD food so that you think just about anything tastes good.

A: Man that whopper tastes so good.

B: You have Triton Tongue

by 조니 태부 May 19, 2010

Triton

The traditional definition of Triton is a mythological Greek god, the messenger of the deep. He is the son of Poseidon, god of the sea. Triton is also the largest moon of Jupiter.
Triton is also the mascot of UCSD.

UCSD students are referred to as Tritons. According to several prominent Greek linguists, when translated into modern English Triton means one "one who is too stupid to attend UCLA or UC Berkeley." The UCSD Triton is tough, even under extreme torture the Triton will not admit that he/she was rejected by UCLA/UCB.

Unfortunately the UCSD Triton is quite ugly, see Triton Eye. The female Triton is Asian, has no ass or breasts, and a face made for a pitch black room. Imagine sleeping with a 12 year old Anglo boy in the dark; you get the idea. The Triton male is not even worth describing.
This is your warning; do not attend this vile university!

Dude 1: That is a cool shirt. What is that logo?
Dude 2: It is a UCSD shirt, I am a Triton.
Dude 1: Oh, I get it. So you did not get into UCLA/UCB right?
Dude 2: Fuck you!!!

You know it time to go back to Los Angeles} when you find a Triton attractive!

by The Angry Reject April 28, 2008

Toriko Treatment

When a manga or comic book gets cancelled due to lack of interest or low sales. The ending is often rushed or very abrupt.

Hey, I heard Bleach is getting the Toriko treatment!
Oh man, that's a bummer...

by Random Scientist July 3, 2016

Tortoise Diet

One of the best reptilian animals. Foods include:

Mulberry leaves
Grape vine leaves
Hibiscus leaves
African hibiscus leaves
Blue hibiscus leaves
Rose of Sharon leaves
Rose leaves
Geraniums
Azania
Lavatera
Pansies
Petunias
Hostas
Honeysuckle
Cape honeysuckle
Leaves and blooms from any squash plant, like pumpkin, cucumber, summer squash, etc...
Young spineless opuntia cactus pads

Weeds:

There are so many!!!
Dandelion
Mallow
Filaree
Smooth Sow thistle
Prickly Sow thistle
Milk thistle
Goat head weed
Cats ear
Nettles
Trefoil
Wild onion
Wild mustard
Wild Garlic
Clovers
Broadleaf plantain
Narrow leaf plantain
Chick weed
Hawksbit
Hensbit
Hawksbeard
This is mostly for leopard tortoises and sulcata tortoises but for leopards less grass.

Tortoises need a big variety in their diet. Tortoise Diet

by #Animals4life January 21, 2018

Tonito

Tonito also known as (Tornado, Tortilla, Torlito, Nito) stands at about 5’7.5 He’s probably on the basketball team. He’s nice but never replies. Gives good hugs. Has nice eyes and a tenor/alto voice when speaking. Probably covered in girls and had slight raging during a video game.

Girl: Omg He’s such a tonito
Girl2: he never replies too

by chs.simp November 18, 2021

Torits

Best Egyptian bedwars player

Torits the best best egyptian bedwars player let alone best african

by threehours April 7, 2022

Tobito Uchiha

Some random Youtuber guy that is kinda Cool.He does gameplay,drawing,and actually doesn't really watch Naruto.

Person 1: "Hey do you watch Tobito Uchiha on YT?"
Person 2: "No,WHo iS ThAT?!"

by uhhhhhhhh.... November 28, 2022