A hookers toothbrush

A procedure of which takes place in the morning, you drink a swig (mouthful) of vodka in replacement of brushing your teeth to then spit it out.

Did you know that Amy uses a hookers toothbrush?

by Lucifer_009 May 25, 2018

two in the cooter one in the tooter

Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.

i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 October 6, 2016

tooterals

The pronunciation error of tutorials from the softonic video, popularized by vargskelethor.

...as well as screenshots, and video tooterals!

by whenthathomebrewhits November 12, 2019

tuba tooter

The act of the offspring of a Vietnamese and an Arabic couple shitting in a tuba before a parade or sporting event.

We can't leave the game yet. We just gave the band a tuba tooter for the half time show.

by Giant $weaty $hlong September 19, 2010

golden toothbrush

A golden toothbrush is the result of dipping a roommate, sister, brother, or friend's toothbrush in the toilet after you have urinated in the bowl.

I was so angry at my roomate that I urinated in the toilet and then dipped his toothbrush in the toliet water. I gave him a real golden toothbrush and could not help laughing when he brushed his teeth the next morning.

by Ron the avenger October 8, 2011

Filipino Toothbrush

An act of slowly pushing a dental toothbrush into the penis hole of a Filipino man. Usually, the man is 28-43 years of age. After the toothbrush is fully inserted, the person who's pushing it it in must take it out but with the brushing side facing the opposite way of its entry. There must be a slight twist of the hand while doing this. Nine times out of ten the Filipino man will request for an electric toothbrush to fully satisfy his sexual needs. If you choose to use the electric one, only turn it on once it is 3/4 of the way in the penis. Any later or sooner and the Filipino man will violently assault you with freshly caught salmon. But do not fret, all you need to do is start to brush your own teeth with the electric toothbrush and then he will follow your every command.

Joe: "Hey can I do a Filipino Toothbrush really quick?"
Lorenzo: "No man, I got to get ready for school and need to brush my teeth!"
Joe: "No worries! I'm quick, we can skip to the electric to start!"
Lorenzo: "Alright, bet!"

by 6ix9ineIsDaddy November 7, 2018

San Francisco Toothbrush

A penis.

It's suprising her teeth aren't whiter, I hear she brushes with a new San Francisco Toothbrush every night.

by Captain Cynical April 2, 2009