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Tongue Tanning 

Tongue Tanning, or “Tan Tongue” is the act of licking/and or tongue punching the asshole of someone male or female. It needs to be performed urgently after a fresh shit, as the goal is to coat and desecrate the tongue. letting the shit harden, giving the tongue a “Tan” look.. Laxatives may be necessary for better results and a “Tanner tongue”
Haley: Did you see how brown Brian’s tongue looked today?? What the hell is up with that?

Dan: Yeah he was tongue tanning last night.. he had his tongue deep inside Aaron’s asshole almost all night, giving him a tan tongue..

Tongue in the dot 

The act of licking or pushing your tongue in the asshole.
My mother in law loves a bit of tongue in the dot, even more when the wife is watching.
Tongue in the dot by Zafspanda January 26, 2020

Tongue out horizontally 

Guy: Im gonna stick my tongue out horizontally
Girl: NOOOOO

tongue wrestling 

When you and your partner open-mouth kiss and put your tongue inside your partners mouth, then move it around. Also know as french kissing.
Kristin: It's hard enough to find things we have in common. I should at least be able to enjoy them.

Amber:Tongue wrestling getting old already?
tongue wrestling by Kadi May 26, 2004

tongue boner

During a very bad kiss where the kisser's tongue is hard and darting in your mouth.
That guy was cute but when we kissed, he tongue bonered me. So gross.
tongue boner by jessorlando November 11, 2011

Tongue Chicken 

A game played by two people who stick there tongues out and lean in and the firat person to back down loses.
*I played a mean game of tongue chicken with your mother last night*