Fart toker

When you completely rip ass all over your friends weed and have them smoke it.

yo i just gave chris ramsdale the biggest fart toker last night. hurled so hard

by john patrick colgan August 22, 2009

Tik Tokers

Idiots on the internet that make cringe worthy dance videos. they also do challenges that injure themselves. they usually speak like a 5 year old who hasn't gotten the toy he wanted. oh yeah and they think staring at a camera and moving your head in various directions is ¨quality content¨. they usually look like they've had way to many plastic surgery's that they dont even look like a regular human being. I would recommend you avoid them because they will usually try to show you their cringe worthy content.

why do Tik Tokers even exist

by Milky Potato November 17, 2020

midnight toker

1.someone who only smokes in the night. usually around midnight or later.
2.someone who smokes at nite so people wont know they dont.

1. He's a midnight toker
2.i smoke when my parents are asleep

by Nympho ciacchi January 14, 2004

Toledo cunt transfer

The act of transferring a miserable, lazy, incompetent cunt from Toledo to another branch to wreak havoc there instead. Inevitably, the Toledo cunt lives like an office nomad as she will never be accepted by the other classier, respectable women in the office; hence perpetuating the Toledo cunt transfer cycle.

Another variation known as "Toledo cunt swap" is when there are multiple cunts from Toledo creating skank whore problems in multiple branches. In vain hope of solving the problem, instead of simply firing these hostile cunts, they simply swap them out to see if they can hack it at the opposite branch. This will also cycle in perpetuity because you can't just fire someone for being a cunt from Toledo.

Woman: "Jesus! Is that cunt really taking another cigarette break?"
Woman #2: "Yeah, but don't sweat it- word is- it's the old Toledo cunt transfer for her ass next week anyway."

by HeroHandy May 4, 2019

Toleen

Toleen is a natural born leader she is very smart and ambitious. She is extremely charming and can get all the guys, Has such a pretty face. She is easy to get along with and beloved by so many. A Toleen is not afraid to speak her mind and that might make her intimidating to some.

Oh! She’s such a Toleen.

by Toleen willow November 3, 2019

toley

A warm hard shit, sometimes containing nuts or sweetcorn. Can be extremely painful to get rid of out the anal opening. Can lead to "ring of fire" syndrome!!

Man shouts to his girlfriend from the lavvie, "I'm huvvin bother wae this toley ... it's no fur comin oot and it's geein me a ring of fire!"

by charbrad73 November 24, 2009

Toletaso

A large stick or rubber rod used by a police officer to hit someone.
Can also be used to describe the male penis while participating in sexual activity.

He gave her a few toletasos and made her feel a lot better.

A toletaso a day keeps the wife happy.

by Evie Schubert April 1, 2008