Having yourself on toast

The person loves themselves that much, they are so up themselves that if they had a round of toast they would definitely spread themselves on it. They are loving themselves sick.

'look at her over there, she is definitely having herself on toast'

'you're having yourself on toast ain't ya'

by Dr Toast August 10, 2012

scrambled beg on toast

when someone is attention seeking on social media

Omg her picture of in hostpital is so scrambled beg on toast

by MitchellR457 June 18, 2017

Fork in a Toaster

It's a smart way to say Kill Yourself.

Person 1: Mate you arent loved
Person 2: Yeah mate put a fork in a toaster.

by yamumsyadadcreator November 6, 2018

toaster

Type of vehicle with a "toaster"-like appearance.

Honda Element, Ford Flex, Scion xB and Nissan Cube are "toasters."

by WhoIsUsingNotTelling? October 24, 2010

tubby toast

plastic pancakes with smiley faces on them

My four-year-old cousin asked me what tubby toast was made of. I responded "Rabbits."

by Gwen Stefani Grrl December 20, 2003

Schlong on toast

A very common breakfast in France and East Hollywood. Usually contains a fairly large penis with a side of toast.

Peter, George served an excellent schlong on toast this morning... We also had Crepes!

by Rabbi Jüdisch September 26, 2006

Toast Chee

A Form Of Snack Treat where the makers forgot to add all the letters to the title.

Jesus loves to eat Toast Chee.

by Stargate Fan June 19, 2004