Prosti-tots

Young, teenage girls, that dress whorish enough to look like a real prostitutes.

For example, my buddy and I are going to the mall to scope out all the prosti-tots.

by psmitchum February 07, 2009

hater tots

Like haterade, the figurative snack you consume when you're hating on someone.

- "He acts like he's the shit because he has that Mercedes SLR."

- "Man, you need to cut down on all those hater tots you've been eating."

by aoc January 07, 2006

tot nog

Another name for semen

Sarah finally wanted a child so I gave her a generous helping of my finest tot nog.

by Deadb4uhearit September 20, 2013

Traitor Tots

The children of a traitor.

Did you hear? Don Junior and Ivanka are Traitor Tots.

by NeologianPJG February 16, 2019

dick tot

Deragatory term used to identify a male with "little man syndrome" and an, assumed, tiny penis.

That guy's such a little dick tot.

Shutup, dick tot.

by price is right December 25, 2009

jelly tots

A type of sweet sold as far as I know just in England...they are alright - quite similar to fruit pastilles

I just ate a jelly tot

by ogaiy June 07, 2003

Shitle Tot

What Thiago Alves says to Georges St-Pierre after his fight with BJ Penn on UFC 94. "Shitle Tot" really means "Title Shot". Please take some of your time to go on YouTube, and search up "Shitle Tot".

Thiago Alves - "And, I really want to get the Shitle Tot."
Georges St-Pierre (Thinking) - "What the fuck did he just say?"

by AronTeAlwaysGuarantees June 15, 2009