Wonky Walrus

It's the state of being very high on ketmine but before the K hole. It is generally asumed the this state (the wonky walrus state) is an enjoyable state to be in
look at the person he is enjoing being a wonky walrus
by randomjoff February 26, 2013
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frothing walrus

n.

A manuever where a man is getting a blowjob and then when he is ready to ejaculate, he deepthroats the womam, causing semen to be forced out her nose. The semen streaks rememble the tusks of a walrus.
by Alex April 21, 2005
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frothy walrus

While recieving felattio, the woman is made to laugh right as the man blow his load, thus, the semen gets shot out of the womens nose. The semen dripping out the her nose resembles walrus tusks, and since air has been forced into the semen it bubbles, thus creating the frothy part. Much like when someone makes you laugh while drinking soda, only it semen.
Jack noticed Jill was using to much teeth while gobbling his winkie, so he gave her a frothy walrus.
by LiCiOuS February 26, 2003
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Chesapeake Walrus

1. Usually indegineous to the Chesapeake Bay area, a very large, lazy, grotesque male that shows an unusual resemblance to a walrus. This person usually has dunlap disease, and has a handle bar mustache that gives the resemblence of a "walrus stash". Also enjoys eating cheese and drinking 10oz Bud Light.
2. One who is abnormally obese, enjoys eating large amounts of cheddar cheese, and also enjoys gossip so much, that he/she could partake in an episode of "The View". Also, one who thinks their "shit don't stink".
Walter, The Chesapeake Walrus, can't help but get all drunk and billigerent and gossip about people on the weekends. Fat piece of shit.

Crikey! Check out the enormous jowels on that Chesapeake Walrus!
by The Nuthouse Gang October 10, 2006
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Flapping Walrus

The act when a fat person claps his hands and all his fat jiggles
When my friend claps he doesn't realize he's doing the Flapping Walrus.
by Davies Ma January 04, 2011
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smack the walrus

The act of smacking a squirter's soaking wet vagina, after or at the end of ejaculation...causing the ejaculate to spray everywhere!
My girlfriend loves for me to smack the walrus as she is finishing her orgasm...
by Freaky Fast Freddy Fingers October 16, 2009
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Obey The Walrus

The creepiest video you will ever see on YouTube which features a weird dancer with polio tap dancing to an unheard beat, some weird pattern, and a picture of a walrus swimming. I suggest you not watch it if you scare easily, the video is batshit crazy and frickin creepy. You will have nightmares.
Friend: Hey, I heard you saw that YouTube video Obey The Walrus. What did you think?
Me: It was so damn creepy. If you watch it you will be scared cuz you're a wimp.

Friend: Oh, okay, see you later.
by tratsa February 27, 2016
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