ball timers

when your balls get jacked up and sag a lot.

guy: dayum boi. you got some hardcore ball timers.

other guy: i know:(

by olivia guy and zoe July 2, 2014

Social Timer

An imaginary timer a person has for how long they can be out or hang out with friends/family/etc before they start to get tired.

Kris: Hey Julie what’s wrong, you look tired .

Julie: Yeah sorry my social timer ran out.

by ScorpionTheeGreat January 17, 2021

Timeri

A girl who is very nice to people who are nice to her, but when you get on her bad side, all hell breaks loose. She also is very talented and she loves her friends and family. she has a lot that she doesnt tell people unless she feels that she has a lot of trust with that certain person. she doesnt let boys ruin her life. and hates girls who want people to feel sorry for them because "THEY HAD A TERRIBLE DAY BECAUSE THEIR BF BROKE UP WITH THEM!" seriously. shut the hell up.

Dude, did you see Timeri today? she seems happy and bubbly. yepp(:

by shimery June 26, 2010

Timonium

Timonium is a place bombarded with private schools and public schools(that may as well be private). If ya wanna go out to eat, head to Padonia Station cuz they serve the best wings around! Panera or McDonalds are the perfect meeting spots before the big parties. And no, these are not any ordinary parties...gigantic homes are packed with kids from Loyola, St.Pauls, Maryvale, NDP, and Dulaney. No, we don't go for the cheap beer, we drink coctails and Corona. Collars popped are a must and Lacrosse games are a major attraction. If ya gotta work, SnOasis or Jay's Shaved ice are the places to go. Hott girls and Hott guys can be found while you're cruising up and down York Road in your lifted red jeep, beamer, or land rover.

Guy: Timonium, where's that?
Girl: That's where I'm from...
Guy: Well that must be one hell of a place

by jim April 24, 2005

timofey

timofey is a player, fuck boi, and pre-pubescent teen who vapes, smokes weed and skateboards. he also 100% has a quiff (short on sides, long on top). the best nickname for him is quiffer wet jet. he's a douche who lost his virginity at 13.

also, puberty hit him like a fucking dump truck.

z: whos that?
a: hes timofey but we call him Satan.

by abbi_timberwolf October 1, 2018

Small Timer

A 'small-timer' stumbles through everyday tasks with a lack of class and with increasing damage to their integrity. Their catastrophic nature can easily be mistaken or excused as "bad luck", however this is far from the case.

Person 1: "Got absolutely smashed last night and can't remember a thing. Woke up without my pants and lost my phone!"

Person 2: "What a small timer!"

by Alzamatralz June 30, 2014

old timer's disease

slang for Alzheimer's disease

The elderly are not necessarily the only victims of old timer's disease, although they are the ones who get it the most.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2010