Timberlake has absolutely no talent. His parents own a chain of summer camps and have been friends with top record executives whose kids attend these camps. These executives made his career as a favor to his parents. It is possible that he may be the ugliest guy on the planet. Totally manufactured star with zero talent or looks.
by JaneKing February 10, 2004
Get the Justin Timberlake mug.(n). Faggot singer who has no balls and likes to play with other's anuses. A member of the Bungholw Brigade.
by King Slim August 11, 2004
Get the Justin Timberlake mug.A shiny, trashy white boy with a voice that is surprisingly close to a squawking female canary, no moves, and cheesy songs.
Two guys at a kareoke (I have no idea how the hell to spell it) festival:
Dude 1: Dude, that guy sounds like Justin Timberlake.
Dude 2: So THIS is how he got to be famous!
Dude 1: Dude, that guy sounds like Justin Timberlake.
Dude 2: So THIS is how he got to be famous!
by BobDylanROCKS October 12, 2006
Get the justin timberlake mug.a Freakin idiot. His balls have not quite dropped yet, this can be noted from his justified album which isnt any better than a charlotte church christmas CD- her voice sounds like a bloke's compared to justin's. This man, er should i say, munchkin, thinks he is hot stuff with his hats (yes, he accessories, how queer eye) and baggy homie trackies, but his real intention of these so called trademarked items are to conceal the fact that he has no balls (hence the loose pants, while the hat covers up the dick he has on his forehead. What Justin really should do is go back to his boyband N*SYNC where his airy fairy playmates can give him the homosexual love he craves; he just wasnt meant to be a solo artist.
"hey fred, that boy band hanson have just come back with their new song, man, even this beats justin timberlake!"
"oh my god eddy with that unbroken voice of yours and that homie outfit you could pass for a justin timberlake! please ditch your style before we all ditch you."
"oh my god eddy with that unbroken voice of yours and that homie outfit you could pass for a justin timberlake! please ditch your style before we all ditch you."
by puffskanx December 25, 2004
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A filthy rich overweight man who sports Craig Davidesque facial hair and is known to many blind pop music consumers (who can name only one music producer) as "greatest producer eva"
"fukin legend aye"
"God"
Despite having followers who could probably start their own religion if they could, he is a criminal.
From the latin root Timberland:
A brand of footwear designed with those who just don't care anymore in mind.
A filthy rich overweight man who sports Craig Davidesque facial hair and is known to many blind pop music consumers (who can name only one music producer) as "greatest producer eva"
"fukin legend aye"
"God"
Despite having followers who could probably start their own religion if they could, he is a criminal.
From the latin root Timberland:
A brand of footwear designed with those who just don't care anymore in mind.
Tommy: "Hey check out that eyesore footwear store over there"
Jerry: "I've got an idea, i'm gonna be a timbaland and get me some boots"
Jerry: "I've got an idea, i'm gonna be a timbaland and get me some boots"
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by Sexyyyyy July 20, 2007
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