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ticket tout

A person who asks people for their unexpired transit tickets and resells them to people for less money so they can save on the cost of a ticket which is an illegal practice.
I just saw a guy selling used tickets get kicked out of the bus station by security for being a ticket tout.
by James_In_Ottawa October 14, 2020
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Ticket Booth

The name of a very large penis, a ticket booth.
"have you seen oscars ticket booth? its big enough to fill up the entire bus!"
by Ivor Pumpalumpa February 21, 2022
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ticket queen

What city cops call state troopers, since all they do is write speeding tickets on the highways.
Ticket queens hog all the glory.
by RoundenBrown July 28, 2022
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Ticket Knitting

verb. -restaurant slang

The act of taking orders from multiple tables and ringing them in simultaneously; a 'strategy' used by wait staff that unfairly polarizes the production and distribution of food for one server's benefit.
"Our servers should NOT be ticket knitting. It bombards our kitchen staff, disrupts ticket times, and positions one server's orders ahead of everyone else's.
by SauceComet August 20, 2022
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Ticket puller

When you take a poop and you have to constantly wipe. Its lime pulling a ticket for service. Every wipe has a little poo.
I’m sorry i took so long in the bathroom, every time i wiped i kept getting a new bit of poo on the toilet paper. It like a damn ticket puller at the store.
by anonymous September 2, 2025
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meal ticket

(noun) A person, possibly a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, etc. who is kept around and close in order to be used, monetarily.
Though they had dated for years, John was nothing more than a meal ticket to Betsy. He was just a dumb, naïve fool that was there to be used, nothing more. Stupid fool believed someone actually loved him.
by Nikki Stixx September 25, 2019
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Patron Ticket

When betting on sporting matches, a series of bets that when combined on one ticket will total signifcant winnings with a minimal bet. After winning such a ticket, a round of Patron shots could be easily purchased without worry of the cost.
"I could win $875 on my $3 bet with this Patron Ticket. All I need now is for the Royals to beat the A's by 2 runs or more."

"When I win my Patron Ticket, I'm gonna buy a round of Patron for everyone. All the haters, however, will get a Patron shot in the eye"
by Nips Gurunt June 13, 2009
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