threesome

when three people are getting some from each other. not necessarily in the popular male+female+female configuration

-hey Julie, wanna hook up later today?
-yeah, but I have a guest at my house. my cousin is visiting
-threesome then?
-um... sure, let me just call him and give him a heads up
-him? um.. actually, let me get back to you on this one, I think I'm coming down with cancer

by ana von hindenburg May 31, 2012

Threesomes

Three people fucking at the same time

person one: we should have a threesome
Person two: yeah but with who
Person three: I wanna join
Person one: hell yeah I love threesomes, I like fucking two people at the same time ;)

by Bubble shit March 7, 2021

Threesome

3 people having sex

Ben and Harry had a threesome when they shagged Lewis the teddy bear , Lewis enjoyed some double penetration and then enjoyed a facial from their cum.

by yep9 November 26, 2016

threesome

Where three people engage in some juicy sexual activity. If it is a threesome with two females and a male, the male is usually somewhat glorified or teased relentlessly. Said to have been invented in the central coast of New South Wales, Australia

"I'm going to head off to the central coast this weekend, hopefully going to take part in a cluster of threesomes

by childvspuddle23 March 27, 2015

Intercontinental threesome

The act of masturbating to the sound of a roommate trying to quietly fornicate a male/female that they have brought home

I hate it when Bob asks his lady friends to moan into the pillow instead of out loud, it totally ruins my Intercontinental threesome

by idakothetricky February 5, 2014

Dartington Threesome

Something that promises to be good, but is in fact so disappointing it is positively injurious.

This stems from the case of a certain Mr X, a plumber from Hitchin, Herts, UK, whose former girlfriend offered him a threesome as a birthday treat - except that on answering the door in expectation of his partner's friend, the extra person - who was male (sub-optimal, but not in itself fatal to the project), turned out instead to be expecting a homosexual encounter as Mr X's girlfriend was proposing merely to watch whilst Mr X had sex with the stranger - ie "A Dartington Threesome" is an M-M but no F threesome...".

by Vulgarsty May 10, 2021

dogcatcher's threesome

When you have a threesome with 2 girls that don't add up to a 6 combined

The only redeeming part of the dogcatcher's threesome is when he put his dick in the second girl's mouth and asked "how does that pussy taste?"

by ldslngr July 9, 2014