girl who farts all the time. absolutely gorgeous but tends to often have foot fetishes. She’s got mommy milkers but often overlocked as they squirt out milk. Common traits are: Loves ribena and squash and lucozade. In addition has kinks for having feet up their vag
by 69mommycreamet June 17, 2022
Get the Theamug. 
by Namse May 25, 2021
Get the Thea Namsemug. the cutest prettiest most adorable person to ever walk the planet she is who taylor swift writes her love songs about she is the best person and she likes getting sticks in her feet but she's also really funny and sweet and kind hearted and amazing and wonderful and loving and her face is SO cute so its okay she's the loml and everyone who speaks a foul word about her will be prosecuted that is the global law #speakingfromtheheart #intheawetrust<3
by ur mom [is ur mom hot] September 19, 2021
Get the Thea Nickamug. Thea has shagged more guys than Mia Khalifa and shes probably looking for you next. Be sure to wear at least three condoms and take a penicillin shot otherwise you’re cock will fall off within 24 hours after intercourse. Her pussy is looser than the shit fags she rolls and sex with her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. So, if Thea ever asks for a cheeky fag, remember, don’t be silly, wrap your willy.
Guy 1, Dude my dick fell off in the shower this morning!
Guy 2, someone didn’t wear enough condoms when he fucked Thea last night.
Guy 2, someone didn’t wear enough condoms when he fucked Thea last night.
by Theaisacumslut October 4, 2021
Get the Theamug. Thea is a probably a libra, scorpio or gemini and loves travelling. She's basically a godess and always somehow manages to look better than you. She's a hot mess and probably has a crush on someone very who's way too hard to get. She would cut her arm off for her friends and is very supportive and social to everyone.
by actualdaddyunicorn1998 January 3, 2019
Get the Theamug.