fucking two trees with the same cock

A phrase used to describe when one has to endure an awkward or uncomfortable situation more than once (usually 2 times)

Jim: Hey man lets go talk to those girls and ask if they want to come to Roger’s party with us
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock

by JuanCarlosTaco November 17, 2017

wow i been asking for the same thing deliver deliver

Wow I been asking for the same thing deliver deliver

Wow I been asking for the same thing deliver deliver

by Wow I been asking for the same October 27, 2017

more of the same

It's no use you keepin' saying that so many times. There'll be no change despite your struggle.

You think I'll get pleased with that? I don't wanna hear that kind of drivel any more from you, ok? More of the same.

by Edward Bloom October 22, 2008

Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.

A quote from the Disney computer-animated film "The Wild", to be uttered when you and someone else both happen to say something at the same time. Is EXTREMELY irritating, especially when your six and five-year-old brothers say it every single fricking opportunity they can possibly get. Believe me, I know.

Tom and Jake in unison: Who likes BACON!?!?

Me: Aww, so cute! I DO!!!

Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.

Me: Ha, ha...uh...funny...

Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.

Me: Okay, that's kinda getting old...

Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!

Me: Oh, for the LOVE OF...

Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs away screaming like a lunatic and pounds head against nearest wall)

by lollylollylollyPOP!!! May 30, 2007

The Samurai

During sexual climatic phase, hold base of cock with both hands and release semen across the torso of your partner at a downward 45 degree angle.
This act is usually accompanied with loud chinese chants.

I gave the chinese hooker the samurai as a conclusion to our transaction.

by Kevin S. Lahey November 22, 2004

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

by eda-skip October 15, 2021

Dame the samme

I feel you what you're talking about.

Man #1: Man we need to talk.

Man #2: I dame the samme my brother.

by Emblack May 16, 2006