Loaf

1. The Best.
2. Sex.

1. -Who's Loaf?
-He's the best.

2. -Yeast is constantly having sex. In your bread. Loaf = Sex.

by Broseph Sammich May 26, 2010

Loaf

Often related to guys with the name of Carl. Because they are loafy. A loaf is accustomed with bread. It is the style in which bread is baked.

Ex.1: I just made an excellent loaf of bread.

Ex.2: Look at Carl. Man, he's a loaf.

by beasty95 August 11, 2010

loaf

Feeling a granny up in the middle of the street

you just pulled a loaf! you scumbag!

by Legendface June 28, 2003

loaf

1) A chunk of bread.
2) Cockney Rhyming Slang for head.
3) A linux distro.

1) "Dude, I'm going to the store to buy a loaf, want anything?"
2) "Dude, you've got a big loaf."
3) "Dude, I love L.O.A.F, Linux On A Floppy."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Loafing

The act of buying a fresh loaf bread and leaving it in a public rest room known to have an active gay community. After 24 hours, the loaf is collected and sexual gratification is obtained from smelling and eating the scent infused bread.

Richard needs to go back out to the rest stop on route 4, he is trying out loafing.

by Brumbyschef February 9, 2017

Loaf

A Funny way of saying love.

I Fuckin loafted yeah!

by Habernathy March 22, 2007

loaf

A square boxlike pair of buttocks found mainly on middle age or elderly males.

My maths teacher wears really big trousers to hide his loaf.

by fashullet April 30, 2005