Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

A great way to keep your virginity.

It's that time of year.... I love Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim!

by Turkeymash June 24, 2015

the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

1. A videogame nerd's wet dream because It has fucking dragons... and... people expect it to be as good as Oblivion. yeah.
2. The kind of game that will ruin people's lives by drawing them in with pretty landscapes, enticing them with streamlined gameplay, and addicting them with a massive ammount of content untill the videogame life supplants the real world life. Untill released, the trailer for Skyrim will be viewed with the same intensity as pornography.
3. See nerdgasm.

Did you see the new screenshots for the elder scrolls V: Skyrim ?

OH MY GOD YES, I'M SO EXCITED!

by insomniaSTRICKENinVERMONT March 1, 2011

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.

If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?

by Fearman July 14, 2007

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.

by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

Elder Scrolls Online

A letdown. Is there anything else to say. Honestly it was sad everyone thought it was skyrim online but Todd Howard was probably high. Really disappointing. I hope Morrowind Online redeems Bethesda Studios

Dylan:The Elder Scrolls Online let me down
Ryan ( with 2 n's): yeah morrowind better be good or I'll drink nail polish remover

by Dylaniscrippled November 15, 2017

Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes

A Game where one compares specific peoples worth to that of potatoes. An individual must choose to never see that person again, and have any kind of potato, or choose that person and never get to eat any potatoes ever again.

Shelly: Okay, "Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes", do you pick potatoes or my mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.

Shelly: Okay, how about your mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.

by Kramerk September 15, 2009

Elder

Elder is the term used for an old slut name kevin. If your name is kevin and you’re an old slut (specifically an MCL slut) you’re considered an Elder.

You seen that elder that works at MCL? Old mf forgot my dipping sauce with my chicken

by Jeankristiensleftnut April 22, 2022