TITS

Termenally Infected Testicals Syndrome

Me:she gave me tits.
Him:high five.
Me:no the other kind.
Him:shit sorry man

by Mr. Itt February 01, 2009

tits

a fleshy, fun pillow on one's girlfriend

ahh, i slept like a baby on my girlfriend's <u> tits </u>

by dan fisher February 03, 2003

Tit

n. 1: A mammary gland of a human female.
2: A foolish or stupid person.

1: Know what, my girlfriend has some big tits.
2: "Do you know these tits, 'arold?"
"I've seen a lot of tits in my life, guv'nah, but none quite as stupid as these two."

by MX December 17, 2003

tits

A slang term often used by teenagers to describe a pair of breasts.

Dude, she has some nice tits.

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

Tits

1. Hot boobs, referred to by guys

2. A bird

3. You are really sick for looking this up

Nature Nerd: Hey dude! lookat those tits!
Guy: Where? I dont see any chics!
NatureNerd: Not chicks! Tits! Those birds over there! Gosh!
Guy: OH

by ChocolateFantasyUnicorn December 05, 2010

Tit

A typo, when you mean it.

I accidentally hit the t key, so I wrote tit.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

tit

1. noun - one of two sexy lumps placed over a woman's ribcage which babies drink milk from and men practice drinking milk from.
2. noun - one of two gross lumps placed over a man's rib cage, most commonly made of excess fat from the extra twinkies that WERE hanging around the house.
3. adjective - alternate meaning for Ozzy Ozbourne's favourite way of describing someone "boob".
4. noun - alternate word for this.

1. Baby: "Mama!"
Man: "Oh baby, let me suck on your big tits!"
Woman: "Oh my god, look at her tits, they are so big!"
2. Baby: "Mama!"
Man: "Dude check out that guys man tits!"
Woman: "Ew, his tits are bigger than mine!"
3. Ozzy: "Yo' such a f*ckin' boob, mate!"
4. Anyone: "Yeah well, like they say 'tit for tat'."

by Ness K. October 19, 2005