telecommunicative mutual masturbation

A sex act in which two or more people stimulate themselves sexually, either with hands or toys, while on the phone with each other. This act is often practiced by those in a long distance relationship.

We should get some telecommunicative mutual masturbation action going on; I'm so horny.

by bloodytv May 9, 2010

Tele-partying

A person who is not physically at a party but is socializing with people there via skype while it is going on thus giving the impresion that he/she is there.

Person 1: Its sucks your grounded man
Person 2: Yeah I guess I'll have to go tele-partying this weekend

by Adam Flanigan October 4, 2012

tehleel

Tehleel is a Muslim name. It means

(saying La ilah ila Allah) there is no god but Allah.

Tehleel, what a beautiful name!

by Google Arabia October 19, 2020

TELECRASTINATION

(tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

It'll ring one more time before he answers. He suffers from telecrastination.

by SirZyrion April 19, 2006

telecummunication

Sexual interactions involving media such as phone, IM'ing, and texting.

They've never met, but they're heavy into telecummunication.

by kitten48108 March 12, 2008

Telecrush

One who has a crush on an attractive actress/actor one
has seen from a television series and/or from a movie.

I think I'm having a telecrush on Lindsay Lohan.

Cindy has a telecrush on Zac Efron!

by 2416l December 31, 2009

tele-tactics

When you whip out your phone in a awkwardly quiet moment, typically after 2 people arguing and you seem to be close to them, not meaning to be in the middle of it, you pull out your phone and pretend to text or check emails and/or missed calls even if you didnt get any.

John: Jesus christ are you kidding me right now?

You: (somewhere in between pulling out phone just in time showing your adept tele-tactics skills)

Sam: No im not john! you have to be! you cant be serious about this right now!

by vengeance of f January 27, 2011