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Teara

a nice girl

she can be funny and very outgoing has such a wonderful name that people love and is a pretty girl and fun to hangout with
a pretty name Teara close to tiara
by sammy sweatheart2002 August 31, 2012
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Penis tears

I must have had a good dream, because when I woke up this morning, there were penis tears all over my bed sheets.
by JAKIL March 28, 2015
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Gargoyle Tears

The accumulation of tears or moisture around someone’s eyes caused by gag reflex. Comes from the “garg garg” sound of sucking dick.
He could see the formation of gargoyle tears as she kept choking deeper.
by DDiamondT March 7, 2021
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tearstick

1. something an actor applies to their eyes which stings, producing fake tears, for an emotional scene. you could just buy an onion but a tearstick is more hollywood, and also quite a secret within the industry.

2. another word for a penis of large girth. when inserted, it will tear up any vagina or ass, no matter how tight or loose they be.

3. tearstick is also an AOL screen name widely known to belong to a famous celebrity. the livejournal gossip community ohnotheydidnt revealed this in 2005.
1. "pass me my tearstick, my dog dies in this scene and i can't work up the balls to cry"

2. "ralph's tearstick really did a number on my cooch last night"

3. "why won't that tearstick answer my instant messages? does he think he's better than me just coz he owns 4 houses and 19 cars?"
by Gabo71 May 16, 2006
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shits me to tears

Australasian for 'causes me great displeasure'
This traffic shits me to tears,

the weather lately shits me to tears,

Your drinking shits me to tears, are you going to hurry the fuck up or what ?
by jonoabroad September 26, 2007
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Fuck me to tears

A term usually used my a older gentleman almost always a golf player when hit in the ankle with a golf club by his Son.
Son: ........(acting stupid and hits father in ankle with golf club)
Father: “god damn fuck me to tears”
by Thatdudebecool July 8, 2018
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the rippin' and the tearin'

The activity most likely to bring a mid-50s swinger with severe Cocaine Jaw to Hedonism 40 times; implies a savagery to vaginas, but is unclear on that point.
"What brings you to Hedonism that many times? That many times? That many times?

"The wild women, women, the rippin' and the tearin'.
by XtopherElecbomb February 24, 2012
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