teetotal

someone too awesome to be slowed down by alcohol consumption!

What is so different about that girl?
She's teetotal man!
I best be changin my ways then.

by sXeKenzie April 16, 2011

Bone Apple Teeth

What you say when you are giving your fam or bitch the best meal of their life.

Bone Apple Teeth, Jamaal. Enjoy these McDonald's fries.

by Jaime_es_muy_blanco November 29, 2016

Rooster Teething

When one goes on a spree of video viewing on Rooster Teeth's YouTube channel.

Rob: "Dude, I spent three hours Rooster Teething!
Jack: "Why?"
Rob: "Just Cause 2 Easter eggs lured me in and the achievement guides hooked me!"

by Thatguyismee April 16, 2011

golden plated teeth

the need to get your teeth golden plated, just because you are a spoilt snob. You also golden-plate anything you have, just to show off your vast wealth.

(high pitched screamy voice) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, i dont have golden plated teeth yet, i look like a commoner!

by da gabmeister May 23, 2009

Telethon Boy

Yet another nickname for George W. Bush (because of his resemblance to those stuttering retarded kids on those telethons for the disabled).

"Please help, c-c-call now"
Telethon Boy is on TV again; I really hope they find a cure for whatever he has.

by Author June 17, 2006

kissing teeth

The act of kissing teeth kmt means to express disapproval contempt, or dissatisfaction with a situation or person by making a sound through the act of sucking air through one's teeth.
Oft performed by people from the Caribbean.

I got to the cricket ground late. When I asked the man next to me what the score was, he spent the next 10 seconds kissing teeth at me!

by king biscuit January 2, 2009

Teeth Paste

A special form of tooth paste designed to work on multiple teeth simultaneously.

This teeth paste is awesome! Gone are the days of tirelessly scrubbing one tooth at a time.

by Corn Goblin June 1, 2017