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telesthesia

previously associated with parapsychology, i posit a usage that simply denotes an individual's mind/body experience of multiple distances simultaneously.
collegial diaspora : telesthesia of the heart and mind.
by monpriere August 30, 2010
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telespectaculistic

anything that has to do with extreme awesome
That guys shoes are, like, soooo telespectaculistic
by CatarinaDanny July 7, 2011
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Telesomniac

This is a person that automatically falls asleep about a third of the way through any show/movie EVERY SINGLE TIME! Even when this is something that the person really wants to watch.
"Hey man, didn't Ted pick this movie out? I can't believe he's already asleep!"
"Yea he always does this, he's aTelesomniac. He can't help it. Telesomnia is a serious medical condition."
by trapknowledge November 18, 2013
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telescope fish day

March 8th is the official day to celebrate the glory that is the deep sea telescope fish.
“Hey Jim, did you know that tomorrow is telescope fish day?”

What it is?! I’m SO EXCITED!”
by Grungymuddy February 7, 2021
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@terushimahatepage

Only the hottest and the moist accurate person ever. They never miss tbh
"Hey look isn't it the hot person called @terushimahatepage? I love them. Also terushimahatepage is so ugly, he looks like dog shit if I'm speaking fr.
by Kleesolosgokuthb June 13, 2021
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telsche

A Telsche is a super funny, kind, weird idiot. She speaks so much you need to tell her breathe every once in a while. She eats… a lot. Normally found in the kitchen or on her horse. She is short… but you know… dynamite comes in small packages I guess. Blonde hair blue eyes the typical beach babe but doesn’t live at the beach… but goes to the beach for holidays… every holiday… has a 1-3 best friends. But her closest one is an introvert, but when they’re together they are too much to handle (two halves of a whole idiot), and looks almost the same as her (blonde hair, blue eyes) … they’ve been friends since either they were born or since second grade. Oh yes and they either live in different countries but still keep contact every single day and go to the beach together on holiday or they live supppppper close and still go to the beach together on holiday. A Telsche can also be found playing a sport that girls normally don’t play, like pool/poker or fuzz ball.

One more other thing before you think she is an angel… she would have some or other weapon with her… either one she created or just a kitchen knife. Don’t mess with her when she is hungry or else you shall never see the light of day!
Friend, ‘hi Telsche’
Telsche, ‘excuse me, what did you say!?’
F, ‘I said hello?’
T, ‘ you have the audacity to say hello when I haven’t had my food yet!?’
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Hubble Telescoping

Receiving such high definition nudes from a distant land, that one learns new information about the human anatomy.
Guy 1: This girl ive been talking to online from Nepal has been Hubble Telescoping me recently.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: This image quality is so great! I had no idea the clitorus is at the TOP of the vagina!!
by YungArab69 October 28, 2017
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