Taking My Talents to South Beach

Taking a huge dump. Named after the infamous LeBron signing scandal, a person who takes his talents to South Beach is taking a shit. See: Dropping the kids off at the pool.

Hey Johnny, can you watch my desk? I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach.

by El Tren July 21, 2010

talent

Sexually attractive person.

Jimmy: Oh snap! Did you see that sorostitute?
Sam: Yah, there's definitely some talent around here.

by Vincent52 January 20, 2004

talene

To be of high intelligence, and extreme hotness.

Wow, how awesomely awesome is Talene?!

by Rachel February 25, 2004

billy talent

the BEST fucking band ever, led by my sexy koala bear ben kowalewicz.. started out as pezz and became billy talent after watching hard core logo, their namesake being billy tallent.

me + billy (talent) = heaven.

by HawtPantsDelonge January 18, 2005

talent goggles

To find someone attractive because of their talent, and not because they're good looking (cause they're really not...)

Equivalent, and sometimes more dangerous, than beer goggles.

I thought he was attractive cause he was such a good dancer!! But he's not...I had my talent goggles on.

by Talent Whore May 20, 2011

talentless slut

One of the most popular professions throughout the world. Known for having a high salary, high demand, and large projected growth.

"I cant wait to drop out from high school and become a talentless slut"

by gyhjljhnmeow May 29, 2016

Talent Crush

When you so amazed by someone's talent that you can't help but fall for them.

Labiqa is so amazing! I have a total talent crush on her

by AUCPAB July 10, 2020