Tanner-Tale

When limp wristed Tanners tattle on people for hurting their delicate, snowflake feelings.

Jeff: "Hey, that shirt looks dumb."

Tanner: "Hey, Jeff called me a retard!"

Jeff's Boss: "I don't care. Don't be a Tanner-Tale!"

by DKcaz December 17, 2017

The tale of food

A game of four fucking hot men even though the game haven't even come out

Random person: Hey you like hot anime men you should play The tale of food

Other person: yea I do but the game is only on a ad right no-

Random person: stfu let's make r34 out of them

by KAYSUSHIDEF April 12, 2023

Hoe Tales

A story about general Hoeness and Hoedacity as witnessed by another or from the hoe themselves.

Eg. You see the Hoedacity of Shaniqua, I could tell you some Hoe Tales about her.

Eg2. Have I told you the Hoe tales that I was getting up to last night!

by It’s just suzan September 17, 2021

Emblem tales

A Roblox mmo rpg game that was set to release in 2020 but flopped and its owner is currently living under a bridge.

Person 1: Emblem tales was a bad game
Person 2: yea, adopt me is 10 times better than Emblem tales

by shx34d June 1, 2023

rattle-tale

An adult tattle-tale. Also known as a rat. A person who throws someone under the bus for anything, no matter how petty.

if someone rats on you to your boss for taking an extra 10 minutes on break... “you little rattle-tale”

Nobody respects a rattle-tale

by Warrzone603 June 21, 2019

Mortimerian Tale

A story that exists in the twilight zone between real and unreal. It is typically highly detailed and of an almost sureal fashion, the mortimerian tale is equally believable as it is unbelievable. The art of telling a mortimerian tale lies within the ability to make a story that may or may not be true seem plausable, therefore making it difficult to find out wether or not its true. The name comes from the stories British comedian Bob Mortimer tells in various TV shows. Examples include "theft and shrubbery", "I perform my own dentistry", and "we were removed from town for freightening the locals".

Bob Mortimer, Mortimerian Tale

by vlegel October 13, 2018

coke tales

Total insane terminology formed by insideous moaning and gossip.

Is that true or is another one of your coke tales.

by WiseArd August 22, 2017