Ingleside, Tx

Home of the most downass stoners in south texas with only the most chronic of ganja.

Stoner 1: "Dude, remember that night we got all fucked up and started throwing seeds in the neighbors yard?!"

Stoner 2: "...Yea..."

Stoner 1: "It's like a foot tall already!!!"

Stoner 2: "hahah, only in Ingleside, Tx..."

by SDMF. March 18, 2011

Austin, TX

Standard abbreviated geographical name for the City of Austin in Texas.

"Welcome to Austin, TX"

by mofo February 29, 2004

Fort Stockton TX

A small town in which smells of semi truck egsost and road kill. also known for that big ass bird in the middle of the highway (the highway is the town) also a great place to nock up a mexican 12 year old typical of Fort Stockton's youth.

Billy: have you ever gone to Fort Stockton TX?
sue: If you mean i have slipped in dead cat guts in the taco bell drive thru then yes...
Billy: YEAH stop making fun of Fort Stockton and its taco bell, it employs the whole town besides the cocaine...

by tacob911 August 21, 2010

dayton tx

Where the girls keep there legs open wider than the spacers on there trucks? Where the guys cheat on there girls with there cousins and there favorite thing to do on Saturday nights is wear there hats over there eyes and yell Yee Yee.

Dayton tx: Hey bo I need some pussy bo: let's drive to Dayton the girls are ad easy as 2nd grade math problem.

by Chevy2000 February 5, 2018

cooper tx

A town full of cotton and cotton pickers. You may see the deputy at the frog Lords house frequently. Also a town known for a huge lake and the big foot sighting.

I drove through Cooper TX to take my cotton to Ppf cotton gin and take some dope to the cop ( parked at DQ).

by Teamwrecker January 1, 2017

Burkeville, TX

A small laid back, rural community with an extremely anti white school district, that is terrible for every sport except for basketball and track, and has a very nice band. Meth is prevalent to a certain extent at the river, but the heart of the town is mainly nice geriatrics.

I'm tired of the judgemental people in Jasper and Newton, I am moving to Burkeville, TX.

by RangersPrincess September 8, 2016

Winnie, Tx

Small town of fuckboys and flatass hoes

All teenagers from winnie, Tx are hoes and fuckboys

by Fuckppl June 15, 2016