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Triple-Dick Hopscotch

Can be used to describe something of which nothing is more gay than. Adding more dicks to the hopscotch does not increase the level of gayness, as nothing can be gayer.
After getting hit with a blue shell at the end of the last lap in Mario Kart, the player exclaims: "Fuck! This shit is as gay as triple-dick hopscotch!"
by Dr.ChocolateMilk February 5, 2010
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triple digit ho

A particularly skanky brand of ho who has been linked to a large number of guys; with the number often being in the triple digit range.
EE: Dude, she slept with his roommate too?
ME: Yea, isn't that crazy, she's such a ho...
EE: naw, she's not just a ho, she's a triple digit ho!
by teehee3 December 20, 2008
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triple payday holiday

Specific to those who receive a paycheck every two weeks, the act of receiving a third paycheck any given month and blowing it off on... well, anything, really... before the following Monday. This typically occurs twice a year.
TRIPLE PAYDAY HOLIDAY!!! SLUTS, SLOTS, AND SHOTS!!! WHO'S WITH ME??!!!
by sl33p3r August 11, 2014
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Triple Dip-her

When a Chili's date goes so well, she lets you put it in all three holes.
Man: Did you enjoy your Quesadilla Explosion salad?
Woman: Let's just say that tonight, the back door will be for more than carry out orders.
Man: Aww yes! Triple Dip-her! Chili's is an aphrodisiac.
by MSUTelecasters April 28, 2016
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triple corpse hammerblow

A triple corpse hammerblow is when you have a threesome with 3 corpses, and blow your load in each of them.
Nick- "Dude i totally did a triple corpse hammerblow at the graveyard last night"

Kyle- "fuckin sick!"
by Kswaded October 14, 2008
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Triple T his toes

To taste, tease, tickle (and lick) your bud's toes and bare feet while he's fucking or getting head from your girl.
My best bud told me later that when I triple t his toes as he gets a blowjob from my girl, the tickling sensation makes him cum so hard she has to swallow twice.
by Watchinfool September 17, 2023
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Triple T his toes

To taste, tease, tickle (and lick) your bud's toes and bare feet while he's fucking or getting head from your girl.
My best bud told me later that when I triple t his toes as he gets a blowjob from my girl, the extra tickling sensation makes him cum so hard she has to swallow twice.
by Watchinfool September 18, 2023
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