touch-down

To arrive at a place. Devrived from 1990s classic"Jubilee All" by DJ Jubilee line "I'm from uptown we bout to touch-down"

Me:"We coming from the Big Raggedy to go to the House of Blues. Be there in a few hours"
Friend: "Fosho. Call me when you touch-down

by tuebaby October 12, 2016

touch down

come back to

When I touch down we can get married

by ken johnson January 13, 2004

Touch down

a cocktail made of wodka, apricot brandy, orange, citron and passion fruit juice and grenadine. please skip the grenadine or you'll ruin one of the few cocktails that aren't sweet as a cat's ass.

dude, give me another touch down

by unsuspicious February 22, 2009

Touchdowned the Cellphone

When one spikes their cellphone on the floor of the their providers store in protest over idiotic contracts, billing, service, etc.

Softbank won't unlock my phone after I finished paying the entire 2yr contract off so I Touchdowned the cellphone.

Sprint Charged me so much on my last bill I went to there store and touchdowned the cellphone.

by Unknown~Sailor January 23, 2013

Ms. Touchton

A teacher who, with just a few words, makes you want to bite your own arm off just so you have something to throw at her. In a word, boring to hell and back, and a total pain to deal with.

GOD, I HATE MS. TOUCHTON' S CLASS!!!

by Phisher15 April 5, 2019

dick cookie touch down

Hot and Gooey. Fresh out of the oven. When the home team scores ,Cum on a girl's face while you're eating a cookie and watching football.

My girlfriend was pissed when i gave her a dick cookie touch down.

by The Black Muffin Man November 13, 2013

Mitchy Touchdowns

The redshirt freshman sensation sweeping the nation. Also known as Mitch Trubisky. Plays quarterback for the University of North Carolina. Scores lots of touchdowns.

"Hey man, fuck Johnny Football, Mitchy Touchdowns is the best freshman QB of all time."

"Oh my god did you see the game this weekend? Mitchy Touchdowns went off for 11 TDs."

"I would totally gargle Mitchy Touchdown's thick juicy man cum."

by Mitch's Bitches April 16, 2014