topham

a hick-townish family that originated from northern utah, and is one sixteenth cherokee.

the topham family is crazy.

by df asdjkl August 5, 2008

alaskin top hat

when u take a ethan solis cut off his head and replace it with a flounder.

That bitch got a alaskin top hat done to them like tony danza

by edmiaston19 March 1, 2009

topatoe

A ball sack

Nick has no topatoe.

by ButtChipMaster October 15, 2013

Saudi Arabian Top Hat

When your scrotum is so loose, someone can stick their head in it, and wear it like a hat.

"Holy shit! You got some saudi arabian top hats!"

by Big Angry Hippo February 24, 2005

Mexican Top Hat

The act of pushing your head deep enough into a woman's vagina so that your tongue can touch her anus. Thus, you appear to be wearing an attractive top hat. It is Mexican because the tongue to anus is absolutely disgusting and dirty.

I got a Mexican Top Hat from my girlfriend last night, and it was the sickest thing I've ever experienced.

by Your filthy disgusting daddy February 6, 2008

Canadian Top Hat

The act of defecating on one's head. Mainly guy-to-girl defecation, but can also be done the other way.

Dude 1: "Last night was fuckin sick."
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "After I fucked that one chick, she let me give her a Canadian top hat."

by Schlock McGock January 30, 2010

TopHatBlox

TopHatBlox is the best and most awesome Roblox youtuber you should 100% subscribe to him right now or you don't get any cookies also Ville smells bad. ew

This TopHatBlox guy is better than ProductiveMrDuck

by BobberLover January 21, 2019